Mob Wives Chicago Recap: Friendly Neighborhood Stripper

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By Sugarbush | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 | 12:00 am | 10 Comments
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Pia doesn’t take the bait.  She must have failed to read that chapter in the Housewives reality TV show manual.  Julie interrupts to let everyone know that she’s a ghost whisperer and talked to Nora’s dad last night.  Maybe Julie knows where he’s hiding out.  He says he’s really proud of her and that he lives on in her.  Nora is crying and I’m waiting for someone to burst into laughter.  Instead, Renee notice’s Julie’s sweater.  Apparently, there’s a whole lotta borrowing going on.  This is Renee’s sweater that she loaned to Nora months ago!  GASP!  That BITCH!  Oh, it’s on now.  They blow out a ceremonial candle and Renee just says “I’m out” and gets up and leaves.  Damn.  That’s cold.

My girl shows up at C-Wow’s and tells her she’s going to meet Pia for dinner.  Because they have known each other for years and know all the same people, she thinks it’s good for her to fix it.  C-Wow’s not cool with the idea of fixing jackshit with Pia.  She goes on and on about it while Leah falls asleep.  When C-Wow finally shuts her yap, Leah tells her she needs to “lessen the attention instead of spitting nails at people”.  Well said.

Renee and Pia meet up at Applebee’s to discuss the Dave Situation.  Renee lays it out that Pia thought she was at the titty bar when she went into the glasses store the other day.  Fuck this and fuck that.  Pia tells her she doesn’t hear her speaking like a church girl, to which Renee replies “I don’t talk like that”. 

She tells Pia that she can’t be associated with someone who dances, because strippers have no class but people who murder for a living do.  Pia says she never screwed or dated Dave.  She made out with Dave’s friend once, but never did anything with Dave.  Renee tells Pia she’s going to have to sit there and listen to her.  They go back and forth puffing up their chests with their perceived power and Pia tells us she’s going to throw Renee out the window with her Boy George hat.  I like Pia a little more now.  Then Renee tells Pia she’s better than her and drops an f-bomb.  Pia duly points out that she thought she didn’t talk like that and Pia moves up a few more notches on my list. 

I don’t know if it’s the Tori Spelling face or what, but I haven’t liked Renee from the get-go.  So then Pia says “you can have all these pre-conno…tion…things in your head, but everyone else treats me with respect and my family loves me.”  “Cause they’re paying you!”  I sure hope her family isn’t stuffing the singles in her panties.  That would be the line-crosser for me.  Pia gets up and walks out and Renee gives us her assessment.  Guess what?!

She’s classless!

Pia meets up with Frankie, daughter of Harry “The Hook”.  She tells Frankie that she’s having this fight with Renee.  Pia wants everyone else to take her as she is like Frankie does.  She rehashes the swanky club scene from episode one when Renee immediately jumps on her about her dad being a rat.  Frankie notes that Pia’s dad didn’t do anything to protect her after he turned informant, so that this girl can’t go after her about her dad.  Frankie’s dad was ratted out by Pia’s dad, but Frankie and Pia don’t have beef so Pia can’t understand why Renee has such a problem.  Good point.

So, now the classy brawl will be discussed between Pia and Leah at a pub.  Leah and Pia have known each other for 10 years, but Leah and C-Wow have known each other since they were kids.  “Were you two drinking when you met up?”, asks Leah.  “No”, replies C-Wow, “I may have had some Bailey’s in my coffee, but…”  “Wait, that sounds like a great idea.”  I have a feeling that Bailey’s is the Chicago Pinot Grigio. 

So, Pia’s decided to let the friendship with C-Wow end.  Leah asks if she realizes that Nora is a shit talker.  She’s been done with her ever since she told her to take her hands off her at Italian Fest.  Pia points out that Nora has a good side and a bad side, but this is not about Norah – it’s about C-Wow.  Now, Leah wants Pia, C-Wow, and Norah to get together for dinner.  Damn.  That’s all these bitches do!

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 4:47 am

    Great job Sugarbush! Also, thanks for taking this on! I look forward to reading your recaps.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 5:04 am

    @Sugar Bush, please get out of my head. I was just thinking I needed some sort of translator to understand what Leah is saying. I hope that they are bad words because that would only solidify my love for her.

    I loved that she said she was ready for a fight because her hair was slicked back but had on the biggest earrings I have ever seen. Ummm not sure how they fight in Chicago but earrings are something that’s easily tugged on.

    Why are boys so dumb? Dave you are and adult and I am sure that your girlfriend knows that you have been to a strip club. Why not just say well yeah me and the guys have been out to a few strip joints in our time and yes Pia has been there.

    Now I see how people feel when they watch RHOA, the Midwestern accents are tough for me to digest. It hurts my ears a bit.

    There has to be a reason why Pia is running up Nora’s ass. There’s no way I’m going to befriend the person who called me a cunt whore before my friend who was sticking up for me. Yes we got into a bit of a fight but we were obliterated and made a mistake.

    All in all the show is getting better…and I was thankful we had alot of Leah this week.

    @Sheesh (since we talked about it on the last recap) did you get a chance to catch Love and Hip Hop Atlanta?

  3. 3
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 5:59 am

    What you are hearing is a HARD Chicago accent.
    When Leah is talking I hear all of my elders in my head and it grates on MY nerves!
    I always say about Iowa…we’re so boring we don’t even have an accent.

    Classy, I have watched Atlanta and I’m sooooo in.
    Joseline is a man. man. man.
    Scrappy’s mom is…whoa…physiochotic…pimp?

  4. 4
    Chicken Lips
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Thank you for highlighting the potty mouth of our favorite Classy Chick Renee. I almost fell off my couch when she actually said “I don’t talk like that” even though not 15 seconds before she was all “fuck this, fuck that, I don’t fuckin’ talk like that you fuckin’ classless whore!” It’s like she doesn’t even know what she’s saying. And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – someone that constantly has to point out how classy she is is most definitely the epitome of classless. That’s right, Renee, I’m talking to you.

    And what is with the mouths on these women? Heaven knows that I have a mouth on me that embarrasses sailors at times, but even I’m uncomfortable with the language these broads are constantly using. Has there ever been a “diary time” where they haven’t had to bleep at least two words in the 15 seconds of the interview? They are just swearing for the sake of swearing at this point. And when I say it’s too much, it must be too much.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    See see !!!! I knew Leah would get some love !!!!!! She is so awesome– she had me at the get go to be sure and when she did her interview, she reached down for her glass of wine. sigh…..Its exactly what I’d do–ok it was last episode but ya know.
    Back to reading

  6. 6
    Tadow
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    This show is okay, the recaps are better. Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is amazing! I don’t know who any of those people are, but they put it all out there.

  7. 7
    Yvonne
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Renee is trying too hard to be “classy”, that it just makes her look like a stuck up bitch. Which I think she might be… How does she know Pia is a “hoe bag” ? She’s a stripper not a prostitute. I don’t mind Pia, she’s kind of stupid when it comes to Nora, who clearly talked shit about her. I felt bad for Pia because even when Renee left dinner early she tried to make excuses for her. She was clearly just trying to be her friend. Leah is my favorite so far but then again I liked Karen from the original Mobwives at the beginning of the first season & look where that ended…

  8. 8
    Rudy burich
    Posted June 30, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Worst show on tv it gets more stupid every week . They should rename it dumb and dumber. The ratings are horrible. The wrists must be 8 years old. It sets cable back 30 years.

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted July 1, 2012 at 10:57 am

    I just watched today’s episode (I won’t spill) but as of today – Renee is my new favorites, followed by Leah. Can’t wait till the new recap! I taped love & hip hop so I could see the rest of mw and I ended up getting sucked in too.

  10. 10
    Rudy
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 6:09 am

    This show is horrible. The producers must be joking. These
    Five broads put theie makeup on with a shovel jerry springer show has more class
    Br

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