Mob Wives Chicago Recap: Friendly Neighborhood Stripper

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 | 12:00 am | 10 Comments
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Posted in: Mob Wives Chicago, Recaps

Leah’s ideal goal is for Pia and C-Wow to “rekindle” their differences, because if Pia can forgive Norah then she should be fine with C-Wow.  I would say that I believe she chose the wrong word, but in all likelihood, she really does want Pia and C-Wow to fight again. 

C-Wow and Leah come to the sit-down together.  They’ve come prepared.  Leah slicked back her mane and C-Wow is prepared to shove some brass knucks down someone’s throat.  Pia arrives with Nora.  Leah wastes no time to get this shit started.  Pia’s laying it out on the table.  She has a problem with her hair being pulled out.  She IS Danielle Staub!  Jeez.  Everyone on this show represents another reality person.  I think this show may be a last-ditch effort.  Renee is the Cuntess DeLesseps, Pia is Danielle, Norah is Caroline, Christina is Jenni.  I wonder who Leah will turn out to be.  I like her too much to connect her with another reality star right now. 

I can’t believe these two are so mad at each other when they both were probably blacked out during the whole fight, as ploughed as they were.  Leah, our resident spiritualist, says that if God can forgive them, why can’t they forgive each other.  Leah wants to go out and have a peaceful time, but her idea of this is to confront Norah about her disrespect at Italian Fest.  Remember, Gasmii, she doesn’t like drama…as much as she doesn’t like to blend her damn eye shadow.  Jesus.

Norah doesn’t talk to people she doesn’t know – it wasn’t personal.  Leah smells bullshit.  Leah is a “the more the merrier” type person, but Norah is exclusive.  They have a philisophical discussion about calling bygones bygones and changing the future but keeping the past.  Leah tells us that Norah’s on probation and she’s got a weapon in her mouth.

No shit.  Look at those things.

Next week, there’s a psycho phone message ala the Bethenney/Jill voicemail debacle, but with tons more curse words.  C-Wow tells her dad she’s divorced.  And Norah and Renee go at it and have a classy fight at a sports bar.

I’m going to go get myself a Cosa Nostra/English dictionary so I can understand what Leah is calling everyone.  I only know “cumar”.  I’m so Caucasian…

 What say you, Gasmii?

See you next week, if I’m not sleepin’ with the fishes,

Sugarbush xoxo

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 4:47 am

    Great job Sugarbush! Also, thanks for taking this on! I look forward to reading your recaps.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 5:04 am

    @Sugar Bush, please get out of my head. I was just thinking I needed some sort of translator to understand what Leah is saying. I hope that they are bad words because that would only solidify my love for her.

    I loved that she said she was ready for a fight because her hair was slicked back but had on the biggest earrings I have ever seen. Ummm not sure how they fight in Chicago but earrings are something that’s easily tugged on.

    Why are boys so dumb? Dave you are and adult and I am sure that your girlfriend knows that you have been to a strip club. Why not just say well yeah me and the guys have been out to a few strip joints in our time and yes Pia has been there.

    Now I see how people feel when they watch RHOA, the Midwestern accents are tough for me to digest. It hurts my ears a bit.

    There has to be a reason why Pia is running up Nora’s ass. There’s no way I’m going to befriend the person who called me a cunt whore before my friend who was sticking up for me. Yes we got into a bit of a fight but we were obliterated and made a mistake.

    All in all the show is getting better…and I was thankful we had alot of Leah this week.

    @Sheesh (since we talked about it on the last recap) did you get a chance to catch Love and Hip Hop Atlanta?

  3. 3
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 5:59 am

    What you are hearing is a HARD Chicago accent.
    When Leah is talking I hear all of my elders in my head and it grates on MY nerves!
    I always say about Iowa…we’re so boring we don’t even have an accent.

    Classy, I have watched Atlanta and I’m sooooo in.
    Joseline is a man. man. man.
    Scrappy’s mom is…whoa…physiochotic…pimp?

  4. 4
    Chicken Lips
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Thank you for highlighting the potty mouth of our favorite Classy Chick Renee. I almost fell off my couch when she actually said “I don’t talk like that” even though not 15 seconds before she was all “fuck this, fuck that, I don’t fuckin’ talk like that you fuckin’ classless whore!” It’s like she doesn’t even know what she’s saying. And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – someone that constantly has to point out how classy she is is most definitely the epitome of classless. That’s right, Renee, I’m talking to you.

    And what is with the mouths on these women? Heaven knows that I have a mouth on me that embarrasses sailors at times, but even I’m uncomfortable with the language these broads are constantly using. Has there ever been a “diary time” where they haven’t had to bleep at least two words in the 15 seconds of the interview? They are just swearing for the sake of swearing at this point. And when I say it’s too much, it must be too much.

  5. 5
    hot cawfee
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    See see !!!! I knew Leah would get some love !!!!!! She is so awesome– she had me at the get go to be sure and when she did her interview, she reached down for her glass of wine. sigh…..Its exactly what I’d do–ok it was last episode but ya know.
    Back to reading

  6. 6
    Tadow
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    This show is okay, the recaps are better. Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is amazing! I don’t know who any of those people are, but they put it all out there.

  7. 7
    Yvonne
    Posted June 26, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Renee is trying too hard to be “classy”, that it just makes her look like a stuck up bitch. Which I think she might be… How does she know Pia is a “hoe bag” ? She’s a stripper not a prostitute. I don’t mind Pia, she’s kind of stupid when it comes to Nora, who clearly talked shit about her. I felt bad for Pia because even when Renee left dinner early she tried to make excuses for her. She was clearly just trying to be her friend. Leah is my favorite so far but then again I liked Karen from the original Mobwives at the beginning of the first season & look where that ended…

  8. 8
    Rudy burich
    Posted June 30, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Worst show on tv it gets more stupid every week . They should rename it dumb and dumber. The ratings are horrible. The wrists must be 8 years old. It sets cable back 30 years.

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted July 1, 2012 at 10:57 am

    I just watched today’s episode (I won’t spill) but as of today – Renee is my new favorites, followed by Leah. Can’t wait till the new recap! I taped love & hip hop so I could see the rest of mw and I ended up getting sucked in too.

  10. 10
    Rudy
    Posted August 31, 2012 at 6:09 am

    This show is horrible. The producers must be joking. These
    Five broads put theie makeup on with a shovel jerry springer show has more class
    Br

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