Leah’s ideal goal is for Pia and C-Wow to “rekindle” their differences, because if Pia can forgive Norah then she should be fine with C-Wow. I would say that I believe she chose the wrong word, but in all likelihood, she really does want Pia and C-Wow to fight again.
C-Wow and Leah come to the sit-down together. They’ve come prepared. Leah slicked back her mane and C-Wow is prepared to shove some brass knucks down someone’s throat. Pia arrives with Nora. Leah wastes no time to get this shit started. Pia’s laying it out on the table. She has a problem with her hair being pulled out. She IS Danielle Staub! Jeez. Everyone on this show represents another reality person. I think this show may be a last-ditch effort. Renee is the Cuntess DeLesseps, Pia is Danielle, Norah is Caroline, Christina is Jenni. I wonder who Leah will turn out to be. I like her too much to connect her with another reality star right now.
I can’t believe these two are so mad at each other when they both were probably blacked out during the whole fight, as ploughed as they were. Leah, our resident spiritualist, says that if God can forgive them, why can’t they forgive each other. Leah wants to go out and have a peaceful time, but her idea of this is to confront Norah about her disrespect at Italian Fest. Remember, Gasmii, she doesn’t like drama…as much as she doesn’t like to blend her damn eye shadow. Jesus.
Norah doesn’t talk to people she doesn’t know – it wasn’t personal. Leah smells bullshit. Leah is a “the more the merrier” type person, but Norah is exclusive. They have a philisophical discussion about calling bygones bygones and changing the future but keeping the past. Leah tells us that Norah’s on probation and she’s got a weapon in her mouth.
No shit. Look at those things.
Next week, there’s a psycho phone message ala the Bethenney/Jill voicemail debacle, but with tons more curse words. C-Wow tells her dad she’s divorced. And Norah and Renee go at it and have a classy fight at a sports bar.
I’m going to go get myself a Cosa Nostra/English dictionary so I can understand what Leah is calling everyone. I only know “cumar”. I’m so Caucasian…
What say you, Gasmii?
See you next week, if I’m not sleepin’ with the fishes,
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