Outside the courthouse, Renee celebrates her victory in court. Now that that one is out of the way, she’s going to focus on Giana visiting her father.
I spy two people who need to swap pants.
The reality of the life her father has built for himself hits Giana like a ton of bricks. Layers of barbed wire and towers containing snipers. It’s hard for her to deal with the fact that there’s always glass between them, that her exit door opens on sunshine and his door opens onto cells, and she has to see him get cuffed and frisked when their time is done.
One thing they discussed during the visit was custody issues over her. Renee has always maintained that they were granted joint custody, but that her dad chose to never come get her. Her dad told her that it wasn’t what happened. To prove this, he swore on his mother’s grave. He could tell her what he wore that day, how the weather was, etc. Well, how do you know he’s telling the truth? I could tell y’all that today I wore a bowtie, hooter hat, and crotchless panties to the grocery store while it snowed outside. What do you know? You didn’t see me, so how could you tell me I didn’t? Other than the fact that a major barf-fest which plagued a Dallas suburb was not reported on the evening news, how would you?
Next week proves to be juicy with Renee having a problem with Leah playing both side, Renee fighting with C-Wow, and cops showing up to her shop.
Side Note: I just started up my recording of RHONJ and I’m seeing that Renee and Teresa will be on WWHL tonight. So, I’m recording the later showing of that so we can discuss that, too. Hopefully something awesome will happen. I want tables flipped and face ripped off.
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