Anyway, Pia’s been hearing that Nora just might think she is a classless skank or a whore or something. I don’t know, it was hard to follow. Like, I think that Pia, Leah and Christina are friends, but I’m not sure if they also like Renee and are on the fence about Nora. We know that Renee doesn’t like Pia or doesn’t think she is her kind of bitch, but where does that leave Nora?
So, to add to the overall confusion, all of the women along with their judgmental attitudes and perceived grievances decide to go drinking. It is at this point that I realized that Jennifer Graziano was desperate for this to be a hit show. Because, you can actually see the progression of drunkenness over the course of like 5 minutes. Seriously, Pia is TRASHED and slurring and it seems like they just sat down. There is no way you can convince me that she can’t hold her alcohol, so I suspect Jennifer was plying them with drinks for several hours while filming this to ensure that there is a fight to be filmed.
And she gets one. Renee hates Pia and calls her out as the daughter of a rat. Pia confesses that she is not proud of her dad and slurs about how he did nothing for her her entire life and she does not consider herself his daughter or something. And Renee accepts that. You can still see the judgment in her eyes, but she pretends that she can be cool Pia. So, then Christina asks Nora if her dad was a hit man. And that is like something verboten even though, it’s probably the only reason she is on the show in the first place. So, once that awkward moment passes, Pia slurs to Nora about the “whore” accusations.
I might have said you were kind of skanky, but we’re like family. I never said “whore.” I said “whole sale skank.” There’s a difference.
They argue for a minute and then hug it out – probably realizing that they are both too drunk to take this any further.
Only Jennifer hasn’t gotten the money shot yet, so Christina and Renee continue the argument. Christina claims that she is doing this as a supporter of Pia – except she ignores the part where Pia is over it. Then, Pia gets mad at Christina for not letting it drop or for stealing her drink or something – that part got very very confused in my head. And then all hell breaks loose and I can’t figure out who is fighting or why.
You accuse me of stealing your fucking drink? It’s war bitch!
A drink gets thrown, hair gets pulled, the bouncers are pulling them apart, and, sadly, it’s not the least bit enjoyable. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Bad Girls Style throw downs. But, there was no investment here. It felt forced. I haven’t been given any real glimpse into these characters’ lives to decide who, if anyone, I am rooting for. Plus, I ‘m still having a bit of trouble telling the women apart. It’s kind of hard to enjoy a fight when you can’t see who is giving and who is receiving the ass beating.
Anyway, this season promises tons more fights in public places, lots of foul language, and more lessons on class from drunk bitches fighting.
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