In honor of her maybe-dead father, Nora is making a wine. Despite the fact that her dad murdered people for a living, she feels that he belongs up there with the Kennedys, presidents, and war vets. The first two make sense seeing as how there’s a lot of murder and betrayal, but not the war vets. Leave them out of your weird homage, please.
Pia goes to workout with her friend who is also a stripper. Turns out Nora was FIRED from the strip joint. Are you serious?! How exactly does one get fired from a strip joint? In walks Leah who claims her workout consists of ball-busting. Leah wants everyone to drop the Nora thing, because it’s getting so old. I agree, Leah, but what will this show be about if there’s no Nora drama? Leah won’t allow Nora to ruin C-Wow’s party, but Pia says if Nora does anything she’s going to nip it in the bud.
Nora meets up with her only friend, C-Wow. Nora tells her that she’s creating a wine in honor of her dead/undead father. She tells her that whenever she takes a drink of the wine it’ll be like Communion – drinking the blood of her father. C-Wow is taking this all in very graciously, but later basically laughs for the duration of the interview. She held it together really well. I would have snarfed my Diet Coke all over Nora. I’m not that great at hiding my emotions.
So, from zombie fathers to having beef, Nora tells C-Wow about the problem between her and everyone else. Nora figures she and Pia will recover, but she and Renee will not. C-Wow is told she won’t need to keep an eye on Nora, but should keep it on Renee and Pia. Nora wouldn’t do such a thing – she has more respect than that. We shall see, since I heard her say something about balls in mouth in the previews.
Back at C-Wows, Leah whips out a shitton of makeup and clothes so she can look her best at the party. Instead of looking her best, she’s going to look like she does in the “live footage” rather than the interview footage. Hopefully in following seasons, she’ll use the makeup and hair artists from the show. She’s terrible at hair and makeup, but she totally makes up for that in a badass personality.
Nora brings a date named Debbie. I wonder if Debbie will get wasted and break off a piece of bow on C-Wow’s cake? That would be awesome. Nora warns Debbie that if the shit hits the fan, she’s taking off through the nearest exit. No kidding, Nora. I think we all know that you will surely run away from a fight after starting it.
C-Wow’s party has started and shortly Nora shows. Despite the fact that C-Wow greeted her so nicely, Nora starts in on asking whether or not Pia and Renee are late…
Kamila and Pia are in a limo together on their way to the party. Kamila thinks that Nora is the root of all of the problems and Pia’s afraid of C-Wow leaving her for Nora. They show up to the party and Pia blows off Nora. C-Wow notices that Pia seems off today, but gets this false sense of comfort between Pia and Nora. Oh C-Wow, don’t you ever watch these kinds of shows. No party ever goes off without a fight. Ever.
A few hours later, Renee is coming with one of her friends. Renee wants to tie Nora to a stake while piranhas bite her to death. Never a simple death with these broads. Renee says that she will handle herself like a lady, as long as no one fucks with her.
Nora says that she and Pia have a love/hate relationship when C-Wow gets all excited about them getting along. Pia, instead, says that she doesn’t like love/hate relationships because they’re draining. Pia tells C-Wow that she’s not cool with Nora and is really upset and angry. Leah points out to us that C-Wow is playing with fire, which we already knew. Don’t stop her, Leah, this is what we want. Stop acting like a damn adult!