Mob Wives Chicago Recap: Talk to the Hand ’cause It Just Fell Off

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By Sugarbush | Tuesday, July 17, 2012 | 6:00 am | 13 Comments
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Nora keeps shouting the word “whore” over her shoulder while taking notes of all of the exits.  Renee responds by getting on all fours and begging her to say it to her face.

Woof woof, I got class.

Nora tells us that she’s not going to hit anyone, because she’s a lady with class.  I guess she just means “hit someone in return” instead of “sucker punch them and then run”.  Instead, however, she decides the best thing to say is, “Your father raped you every single day!”

I have a hard time with this, because this statement has actually frozen my thought process.  My brain feels like it’s going to burst trying to make sense of that.

The molestation accusation unleashes Renee’s classy beast and she lets it all out on Nora.

I love how calm everyone is in the background while Renee tears Nora’s face off.

Renee owns Nora and we see that next week C-Wow is mad at everyone for throwing punches at Nora.  She thinks it’s terrible to use your fist before using words. 

O rly? 

What did you think of this episode, kiddos?  I think this might be the one show that uses the word “class” at least 50 times an episode.  They all say they have too much class to fight, but every last one of them has been in a brawl and we’re only 5 episodes in.  Not that I’m complaining.

Until next week, Gasmii!

Love,

Sugarbush xoxo

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    chamar62590 Chamar
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 9:43 am

    I had absolutely no plans to watch this show, I didn’t even watch the original Mob Wives, but one sleepless night I came across this little gem, and (it kills me to admit it) I faithfully watch it. C-Wow’s comment about using your fist instead of your words makes sense, however when someone makes an accusation like Nora did in a room full of people, I would probably do exactly what Renee did. Nora reminds me of that bitchy girl from high school who tries to come off nice but in reality is the root of all rumors and drama. And p.s. I am totally with you on the Leah love!!

  2. 2
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 9:55 am

    I loved the recap! I need to watch this mess again before I can chime in.

    “The German” wine…” So good it’ll kill ya!”

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Sugar we need Leah to be the benchmark for sanity.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 10:44 am

    Before I read I will say that this episode was worth $3.

  5. 5
    Sunshine
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 10:53 am

    Nora is a train wreck and I can’t stop watching her ….

    Your father (the murderer) who is so classy is dead….leave his body alone and get on with your life. I assume she doesn’t speak with the rest of the family who had him buried without telling her. LOL…

    She is going to get her ass kicked big time if she keeps her mouth open with these horrible things she says about father rape and losing your child….Renee is not someone I would mess with because she is crazy too.

    This is my new guilty pleasure…give me these girls over Theresa and the gang any night.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 11:05 am

    C-Woww totally instigated that Nora pile-on. Pia was being cordial to Nutcase Nora, but C-Woww kept egging her on to confront NN right there and now. (I thought she didn’t want any fights at her party?) NN does not know when to shut her mouth and Renee is going to wipe the floor with her. I can’t wait till next week, damn it’s getting better episode by episode!!

  7. 7
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 11:23 am

    I agree @featherhead. C-Wow just wasn’t making any sense when she was talking about not hitting people and friends shouldn’t solve shit with their fists.
    When she was talking I cocked my head to the side and said, “Well that’s odd coming from her”

  8. 8
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 11:29 am

    I love that they feed these women alcohol for these parties. Before they even get there they seem to be loaded. I LOVE it!!!

    I also love Leah, she is so awesome! And Nora might need to shut her mouth because she got mushed in the face by Pia and scratched up by Renee and if you think Renee is going to let it go that she said her father used to molest her then she is sadly mistaken. but I am giddy about it and can’t wait for next week’s episode.

  9. 9
    NikkiHughes
    Posted July 17, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I kinda love these women because there isn’t episode after episode of playing telephone until the end of the season party when something might happen. These gals are not playing around. I love Renee. And Nora is such a batshit crazy bitch! UGGH! However, I must say, between her inability to move her mouth correctly when she talks and her utter stupidity when it comes to the English language, her interviews are laugh out loud worthy.
    These ladies have the wannabes of the original MW beat by a mile, IMO. :D

  10. 10
    featherhead
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 7:32 am

    When Nutcase Nora acutally resumes her father’s body – How in the world does she think that she’ll know it is really him? I would think bones kinda look all the same… So if she wants a DNA test done to prove it is really her Dad, won’t that cost money? Which we know Nora doesn’t have since she had to borrow everything from Renee. I would love to know what’s up with her family and her? When Pia wasn’t mad at her and felt bad that Nora didn’t have anyone but her, I was yelling at the TV – there is usually a reason why she has nobody else!!

  11. 11
    Sasha Tang
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Did anyone watch the two bonus clips of this episode at vh1.com? In the second one, Leah confronts Nora in the bathroom still upset about ITALIAN FEST! Nora tries to explain about her trust issues again. Why was Leah hitting Nora when she was down and in the midst of getting attacked by Pia and Renee? It seemed out of character for Leah, whom I love.

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Sasha – she’s a balloon head. :)

  13. 13
    Rudy
    Posted July 30, 2012 at 10:08 am

    This is the worst show in the history of television. Even bird diffoggio would not be dumb enough to watch it. I hope the producers go to jail for false entertainment. The producers had to violate some tv standard for quality with this show ha
    ve the fbi look into this

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