Mob Wives Chicago Recap: The Dramastic Fight That Never Dies

Renee meets up with Dave at III Forks.  I’m jealous that she’s going to get that amazing salad I had the one time I’ve been there.  But wait, maybe she won’t get that salad because Dave is nowhere to be found.  I’m sure that’s embarrassing enough without being followed by big lights and TV cameras.  She finally gets up and leaves.  Renee, this is called a clear sign that he doesn’t love you.  Have some pride, wake up, and leave the dude.

Awkwaaaaard.

The bacon wagon has shown up at Eye Candy Optics where Frankie is sneaking behind the counter after being asked to go there by Renee.  Dave wants the cops to escort Frankie out and Renee just so happens to show up right on time.  So now we have another show with some no-contact orders of sorts.  As long as Dave is there, Frankie can’t show up.  Renee tells Frankie to wait for Dave to leave and then come back over.  Renee thinks that Dave tried to sneak in and take over the business while she was dealing with the custody battle.  I don’t understand why she doesn’t talk to her lawyer, because she keeps pointing out that Dave is a silent partner.  Silent partners are just that – they have no say in how you run your business.  This, my friends, is why you never, ever start a business with your iffy boyfriend.  Just like you don’t buy a house with your iffy boyfriend. 

We end this episode with a phone call between Renee and Giana’s father.  He wants to know why she told Giana that he left her behind.  Well, there was that time right after she was born that you went down to Florida to be a gangsta.  He doesn’t even deny it, so I’m guessing Renee’s the one telling the truth.  He wants her to paint a beautiful picture of him so his daughter will like him.  He then threatens her with violence, which makes him look like quite a peach.  She wants him to tell Giana the truth, but I’m willing to bet that’s not going to happen.  When starts in to counter this, he call ends.  Teehee.  Guess that’s what you get when you kill an innocent lady over her jewelry.

Until next week, my loves!

Sugarbush xoxo

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