Mob Wives Chicago: The Most Romantic Show on Earth

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Monday, August 13, 2012 | 12:21 pm | 13 Comments
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It’s the morning of the Breast Cancer Walk and Leah is waiting for the girls to show up.  Renee and Pia are there first and I’m very happy to see Renee there.  I would have to hate her if she didn’t come just because of Nora.  C-Wow and Nora are running late and show up with some sort of a weird breast cancer posse.  Leah doesn’t want their group splitting up just for stupid reasons, but Renee isn’t having that.  C-Wow points out that it’s childish if they can’t all walk together as adults. 

Super-tough Leah starts crying while they walk, which would get me if I was able to produce tears anymore.  Meanwhile, Pia and Renee are trying to make C-Wow and Nora jealous by walking around like “two lesbios”, according to Nora and her slam-dunk English. 

Teehee!  We’re so cool being all besties just to piss off Nora.

Renee and Pia are really getting on my nerves with their behavior.  It’s all fine and dandy when it’s just the show, but when it’s at a cancer walk for their FRIEND’S MOM WHO CURRENTLY HAS BREAST CANCER it’s not cool at all.  Grow the fuck up, you dumb fucks.  Show some fucking respect.  Shortly thereafter, they split away from the group.  Nora’s a nut and a half, but at least she is showing some damn respect to Leah and her mom.  Leah promises us that she’s not going to forget this.  Good.  I hope she beats them both with a frickin’ chair.

Pia’s bringing Renee along for some pre-photoshoot Botox.  They think they’re both strong women while they talk about THE WALK.  Renee is upset that Leah couldn’t grasp why she didn’t want to be near Nora and she was doing her such a huge favor by walking for some woman she’s never met.  Oh, just a friend’s mom who has CANCER!!!  The whole thing ruined poor widdle Renee’s day.  Aw, you poor thing.  I’m so sad for her that her day was ruined while hundreds of people took to the streets in support of their loved ones who have either suffered through or passed from cancer. 

Leah, C-Wow, and Nora sit down for some lunch.  Nora’s gone up on Leah’s list because Nora didn’t cause a scene at THE WALK.  C-Wow thinks the Renee-Pia duo stinks of bullshit, but Nora thinks it smells more like buttered popcorn.  Leah is fuming over Pia calling Renee “Ree-Ree”.  C-Wow wants to believe in Nora and Pia getting back together, because she (shock!) wants to be able to have a vacation with all the girls.  Is that like in the contracts on these shows?  They demand at least one “event” and one vacation?

Now Pia is going in for her photoshoot and meets up with post-op Phi Phi O’Hara.  Pia’s photoshoot is in lingerie on an unmade bed.  It’s pretty funny that Pia just went for Botox and is looking older now than she did before.  Renee shows up in the middle of the shoot, which inspires Pia to get down and sexy.  Mr. Sugarbush walks through just to note that the woman in the skivvies looks like an old man.  And this is coming from a man who thinks Sugarbush is beautiful, which can only tell you that his bar is set very low.

I don’t know how much longer I can hold in this gas.

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Hi, there!  About me...well, let's see.  I like to think of myself as an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery.  Sometimes my personality doesn't even reconcile in my own head.  I'm a really caring and sensitive person, but I have a dark, dry, sarcastic sense of humor which tends gives the impression that I have no soul.  I am married to a great guy who shares my sense of humor and we have a son who, both fortunately and unfortunately, has his mother's personality.   I'm an independent contractor who works from home and keeps the kid all day, everyday.  I've loved to write my whole life and have big, never-to-be-achieved dreams of one day writing a book.  My favorite past time is laughing, which is what brought me to this site.  I can laugh at almost anything, so beware.

13 Comments

  1. 1
    spababe
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Good recap…thanks :-)

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Holy shit. I just watched the bonus clips and Giana has a step-brother/sister her age. He dad got someone else preggers the same time Renee was. Ouch.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    HA! Leah gets mad at the funniest things. Why not just say I was upset about you guys leaving the group? Instead of I am mad b/c you call Renee “Ree Ree”. Even I would sit back and think WTH is wrong with this chick.

    Renee doesn’t bother me as much as Pia. I can see why Renee probably kept her distance from Nora because she has mopped the floor with the girl. TWICE. But Pia should have been able to walk with the group. She’s been friends with those other ladies for a long time and Renee thought you were a whore from the beginning when they other girls accepted your “career”.

    Pia does have a hot body. I think that helps with modeling more than anything. On top model they say they are unique which to me is code for ugly.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I think Leah was crying during the cancer walk cause her feet were killing her! Who wears high heels during a how ever many mile walk?

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Oh my God, Featherhead! You know that didn’t even dawn on me. How bad does it mean it is when I watch a reality show and don’t even think anything of a woman wearing stilettos during a cancer walk??? Holy shit, my whole perspective is permanently scarred by reality shows.

  6. 6
    Chicken Lips
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    So let me get this straight…stopping stripping in a club where people can stick cash money in your undies to start stripping and posing for a camera where no one sticks cash money in your undies is a move up the career ladder? Hmm…seems backwards because don’t you see stories all the time about the “fresh young face” with the “modeling contract” that ends up stripping? So who has been lying to me all this time – Hollywood or Mob Wives Chicago?

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    @Sugarbush – I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn’t imaging things, yep Leah had on some bootie heels while everyone else was smart enough to wear sneakers.

  8. 8
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    “Next thing you now, Ree-Ree is going to be leaving her sister’s wedding only to find Pia leaning up against her red Porsche. ”

    I think I just fell in love with you! <3

  9. 9
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 4:17 am

    @Labowner – re: Comment 2…”step” or “half”? I thought I heard step in the bonus clips, not half…

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:13 am

    HA! Pia said “that was a hard nut to swallow”. I was in tears laughing and my 29 year old brother (I am the older sister) told me to grow up. :(

  11. 11
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:42 am

    hahahahaha @Classy…..me too! When she said that I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a double take or something on the interviewer’s part.

    And OH MAH GAH, I absolutely love when Nora tries to put words together to come up with metaphors. It is just train-wreck, laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy awesomeness, but last night she was on fire. I gotta start writing this shit down.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

    “When she said that I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a double take or something on the interviewer’s part.” I assume those ladies are more mature than we are Nikki

    Leah sprinkled us with some Italian slang last night also! She called Pia something that I couldn’t repeat but I want to if any one can decipher what she said.

  13. 13
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:45 am

    @Classy – it was one of her terms from a previous episode. That one that means “hard headed” or something. I backed it up a few times just to be sure. lol She needs to start using new words so we can hold our own when trying to fit in with the mafiosas of Chi-town.

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