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It’s the morning of the Breast Cancer Walk and Leah is waiting for the girls to show up. Renee and Pia are there first and I’m very happy to see Renee there. I would have to hate her if she didn’t come just because of Nora. C-Wow and Nora are running late and show up with some sort of a weird breast cancer posse. Leah doesn’t want their group splitting up just for stupid reasons, but Renee isn’t having that. C-Wow points out that it’s childish if they can’t all walk together as adults.
Super-tough Leah starts crying while they walk, which would get me if I was able to produce tears anymore. Meanwhile, Pia and Renee are trying to make C-Wow and Nora jealous by walking around like “two lesbios”, according to Nora and her slam-dunk English.
Renee and Pia are really getting on my nerves with their behavior. It’s all fine and dandy when it’s just the show, but when it’s at a cancer walk for their FRIEND’S MOM WHO CURRENTLY HAS BREAST CANCER it’s not cool at all. Grow the fuck up, you dumb fucks. Show some fucking respect. Shortly thereafter, they split away from the group. Nora’s a nut and a half, but at least she is showing some damn respect to Leah and her mom. Leah promises us that she’s not going to forget this. Good. I hope she beats them both with a frickin’ chair.
Pia’s bringing Renee along for some pre-photoshoot Botox. They think they’re both strong women while they talk about THE WALK. Renee is upset that Leah couldn’t grasp why she didn’t want to be near Nora and she was doing her such a huge favor by walking for some woman she’s never met. Oh, just a friend’s mom who has CANCER!!! The whole thing ruined poor widdle Renee’s day. Aw, you poor thing. I’m so sad for her that her day was ruined while hundreds of people took to the streets in support of their loved ones who have either suffered through or passed from cancer.
Leah, C-Wow, and Nora sit down for some lunch. Nora’s gone up on Leah’s list because Nora didn’t cause a scene at THE WALK. C-Wow thinks the Renee-Pia duo stinks of bullshit, but Nora thinks it smells more like buttered popcorn. Leah is fuming over Pia calling Renee “Ree-Ree”. C-Wow wants to believe in Nora and Pia getting back together, because she (shock!) wants to be able to have a vacation with all the girls. Is that like in the contracts on these shows? They demand at least one “event” and one vacation?
Now Pia is going in for her photoshoot and meets up with post-op Phi Phi O’Hara. Pia’s photoshoot is in lingerie on an unmade bed. It’s pretty funny that Pia just went for Botox and is looking older now than she did before. Renee shows up in the middle of the shoot, which inspires Pia to get down and sexy. Mr. Sugarbush walks through just to note that the woman in the skivvies looks like an old man. And this is coming from a man who thinks Sugarbush is beautiful, which can only tell you that his bar is set very low.