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C-Wow and Leah are at a boutique looking at animal prints and acrylic fabric, which inspires C-Wow and her creative fashion juices. I shudder to think of what else she has up her sweatshirt sleeve.
Dave comes over to Renee’s apartment to discuss the business. Dave says he didn’t show up to dinner at III Forks because he wasn’t ready to speak to her. He doesn’t appreciate Renee sending her brass knucks-toting brother to mad dog him at his own shop. Well, she had her own shit to deal with, huh? She wasn’t off on no freakin’ island sipping drinks and eatin’ bon-bons. She was busy befriending her enemy’s enemy. Oh, and she had a custody battle to go through, as well. Dave wasn’t there for her and he starts to look a bit guilty. I think this is when you’re supposed to break up, honey. Dave claims to be a guy that doesn’t want to deal with drama, which includes life’s important moments. Dave thinks they will be OK as long as they can get away from everyone else around them. He has two tickets to Boston and a car will be downstairs Friday AM. If she goes, she goes. If she doesn’t, they tried their best.
What is with these women and their midget badasses? It’s hard for me to be intimidated by a guy a foot shorter than me. Of course, anyone who’s a foot shorter than me is either a dwarf or a child.
Pia schmoozes with daughter Bella and tells her all about her super-couture photo shoot. Her nipples were blurred out through her bra, but Bella should just think of it as a bathing suit. Because she wasn’t in a thong and in a seedy motel room, Bella should appreciate its glamour.
So, C-Wow goes to see the owner of the boutique that inspired her and is offering to be her intern. This girl is literally a girl, which is hilarious to see someone her mom’s age asking to be an intern. C-Wow tells her that she went to Columbia College, but the designer is surprised to learn that C-Wow didn’t learn Photoshop or Illustrator there. Well, back in 1987 I don’t believe they had those programs yet. That was also back before this particular designer was born.
C-Wow has no idea who Alexander McQueen is and thinks he’s a woman. I’m pretty mannish, but I still think that anyone interested in the male species should know who Alexander McQueen is. She gets hired, because the designer needs the publicity and has no shame as to where she gets it.
Leah meets up with Pia, armed with a device to keep her head from exploding.