Mob Wives Chicago: The Most Romantic Show on Earth

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Monday, August 13, 2012 | 12:21 pm | 13 Comments
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The first thing that Leah brings up is the “Ree-Ree” issue.  I literally laughed out loud at this, because this is what’s getting her so mad.  Leah thinks Pia’s nose-deep in Renee’s balloon knot and is upset they parted ways with their group at THE WALK.  Pia’s response is “too bad”.  Not cool.  It’s a cancer walk for her mom and they can’t understand why this would be disrespectful to Leah and her mom?  Pia tells Leah she’s not scared of her and they start arguing who is more badass.  I’m going with Leah, who ironically leaves off with a Michael Bolton song title as she departs to the bathroom before she tinkles in her panties.

The Frenemy Twins arrive at a handbag boutique where they design a purse for her.  Pia immediately tells Renee that Leah won’t let her call her “Ne-Ne”.  They are upset with Leah for setting them up on their first date and now hating their blooming relationship.  Ree-Ree/Ne-Ne tells Pia about the silly romantic movie deal she currently has with Dave.  Pia doesn’t think she should do it, because he’s not there for her.  Next thing you now, Ree-Ree is going to be leaving her sister’s wedding only to find Pia leaning up against her red Porsche. 

New besties Nora and C-Wow meet up and talk about C-Wow’s blossoming couture sweatsuit line and Nora is getting ready to raise her dad from the dead.  Nora is going to let Pia “out of the corner” to explain herself and her behavior.  If Pia doesn’t apologize and give a legitimate answer as to why she bopped her in the face, they’re done.  Aren’t they already done?

Meanwhile, Pia takes Bella along to see her nudie photo shoot results.  Post-Op Phi Phi brings out huge prints of very airbrushed photos.  Bella loves the pictures and thinks they’re tasteful.  That’s because they airbrushed the nipples out.  It’s funny to see the airbrushed pictures next to the catcher’s mitt with a face that is Pia.  I think I’d like to order me up some airbrushed pics for me to post everywhere, too.  Can Photoshop make it look like I have a neck that is longer than a half inch?

Ree-Ree is getting packed for Boston, but tells us that she doesn’t think this weekend is going to fix their relationship.  Aw, come on?  Just give him a little nookie and he’ll buy you some expensive crap and y’all will be just fine.

Leah and Pia meet up to rehash their last conversation.  Pia doesn’t understand why Leah had such a problem with her pet names for Renee, but Leah thinks that if there’s a problem it needs to be discussed before it blows out of proportion.  Gee, I wonder where she would get such an idea that a problem could get blown up like that?  Leah thinks their conversation got too heated and they were both going over the line for no reason.  They tie it up in a neat little package and move on.  That’s because Leah is cool as hell and should be my best friend.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    spababe
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Good recap…thanks :-)

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Holy shit. I just watched the bonus clips and Giana has a step-brother/sister her age. He dad got someone else preggers the same time Renee was. Ouch.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    HA! Leah gets mad at the funniest things. Why not just say I was upset about you guys leaving the group? Instead of I am mad b/c you call Renee “Ree Ree”. Even I would sit back and think WTH is wrong with this chick.

    Renee doesn’t bother me as much as Pia. I can see why Renee probably kept her distance from Nora because she has mopped the floor with the girl. TWICE. But Pia should have been able to walk with the group. She’s been friends with those other ladies for a long time and Renee thought you were a whore from the beginning when they other girls accepted your “career”.

    Pia does have a hot body. I think that helps with modeling more than anything. On top model they say they are unique which to me is code for ugly.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I think Leah was crying during the cancer walk cause her feet were killing her! Who wears high heels during a how ever many mile walk?

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Oh my God, Featherhead! You know that didn’t even dawn on me. How bad does it mean it is when I watch a reality show and don’t even think anything of a woman wearing stilettos during a cancer walk??? Holy shit, my whole perspective is permanently scarred by reality shows.

  6. 6
    Chicken Lips
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    So let me get this straight…stopping stripping in a club where people can stick cash money in your undies to start stripping and posing for a camera where no one sticks cash money in your undies is a move up the career ladder? Hmm…seems backwards because don’t you see stories all the time about the “fresh young face” with the “modeling contract” that ends up stripping? So who has been lying to me all this time – Hollywood or Mob Wives Chicago?

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    @Sugarbush – I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn’t imaging things, yep Leah had on some bootie heels while everyone else was smart enough to wear sneakers.

  8. 8
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    “Next thing you now, Ree-Ree is going to be leaving her sister’s wedding only to find Pia leaning up against her red Porsche. ”

    I think I just fell in love with you! <3

  9. 9
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 4:17 am

    @Labowner – re: Comment 2…”step” or “half”? I thought I heard step in the bonus clips, not half…

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:13 am

    HA! Pia said “that was a hard nut to swallow”. I was in tears laughing and my 29 year old brother (I am the older sister) told me to grow up. :(

  11. 11
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:42 am

    hahahahaha @Classy…..me too! When she said that I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a double take or something on the interviewer’s part.

    And OH MAH GAH, I absolutely love when Nora tries to put words together to come up with metaphors. It is just train-wreck, laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy awesomeness, but last night she was on fire. I gotta start writing this shit down.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

    “When she said that I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a double take or something on the interviewer’s part.” I assume those ladies are more mature than we are Nikki

    Leah sprinkled us with some Italian slang last night also! She called Pia something that I couldn’t repeat but I want to if any one can decipher what she said.

  13. 13
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:45 am

    @Classy – it was one of her terms from a previous episode. That one that means “hard headed” or something. I backed it up a few times just to be sure. lol She needs to start using new words so we can hold our own when trying to fit in with the mafiosas of Chi-town.

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