The first thing that Leah brings up is the “Ree-Ree” issue. I literally laughed out loud at this, because this is what’s getting her so mad. Leah thinks Pia’s nose-deep in Renee’s balloon knot and is upset they parted ways with their group at THE WALK. Pia’s response is “too bad”. Not cool. It’s a cancer walk for her mom and they can’t understand why this would be disrespectful to Leah and her mom? Pia tells Leah she’s not scared of her and they start arguing who is more badass. I’m going with Leah, who ironically leaves off with a Michael Bolton song title as she departs to the bathroom before she tinkles in her panties.
The Frenemy Twins arrive at a handbag boutique where they design a purse for her. Pia immediately tells Renee that Leah won’t let her call her “Ne-Ne”. They are upset with Leah for setting them up on their first date and now hating their blooming relationship. Ree-Ree/Ne-Ne tells Pia about the silly romantic movie deal she currently has with Dave. Pia doesn’t think she should do it, because he’s not there for her. Next thing you now, Ree-Ree is going to be leaving her sister’s wedding only to find Pia leaning up against her red Porsche.
New besties Nora and C-Wow meet up and talk about C-Wow’s blossoming couture sweatsuit line and Nora is getting ready to raise her dad from the dead. Nora is going to let Pia “out of the corner” to explain herself and her behavior. If Pia doesn’t apologize and give a legitimate answer as to why she bopped her in the face, they’re done. Aren’t they already done?
Meanwhile, Pia takes Bella along to see her nudie photo shoot results. Post-Op Phi Phi brings out huge prints of very airbrushed photos. Bella loves the pictures and thinks they’re tasteful. That’s because they airbrushed the nipples out. It’s funny to see the airbrushed pictures next to the catcher’s mitt with a face that is Pia. I think I’d like to order me up some airbrushed pics for me to post everywhere, too. Can Photoshop make it look like I have a neck that is longer than a half inch?
Ree-Ree is getting packed for Boston, but tells us that she doesn’t think this weekend is going to fix their relationship. Aw, come on? Just give him a little nookie and he’ll buy you some expensive crap and y’all will be just fine.
Leah and Pia meet up to rehash their last conversation. Pia doesn’t understand why Leah had such a problem with her pet names for Renee, but Leah thinks that if there’s a problem it needs to be discussed before it blows out of proportion. Gee, I wonder where she would get such an idea that a problem could get blown up like that? Leah thinks their conversation got too heated and they were both going over the line for no reason. They tie it up in a neat little package and move on. That’s because Leah is cool as hell and should be my best friend.