Mob Wives Chicago: The Most Romantic Show on Earth

Recaps

By Sugarbush | Monday, August 13, 2012 | 12:21 pm | 13 Comments
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Pia says that Nora is always lying about her and attacks her character.  Leah thinks they need to settle their differences, so Pia is going to approach Nora about it.  That’s funny, isn’t it?  You know, how Nora and Pia are “separately” concocting the idea to have a one-on-one with each other.  It’s almost as if the producers planned this or something.

The meeting gets started and they are sitting in a cleared-out restaurant, which hopefully means only one thing – fist fight.  Pia starts, but before she can get out a sentence, Nora interrupts her.  Pia hit Nora, because she didn’t want to fight with Renee, according to Nora.  According to Pia, however, she punched her because she doesn’t shut her mouth.  Nora says she came out of nowhere hitting her for no reason, but Pia says it was due to the “whore comment”.  Nora says she constantly stuck up for Pia when Renee would talk trash.  Meanwhile, Pia says she has PROOF that Nora’s been talking behind her back.  Pia starts to point her finger and we all know what that does to Nora.  Nora gets up to leave, but not before Pia calls her “50”.  Oh no no no, my dear.  Nora is only 48, which makes you an idiot.  They call each other a joke.  As Nora leaves through the populated side of the restaurant, she tells everyone there that Pia’s a fucking liar and a joke.  I’m sure they all agree with you, Nora…if they knew who you were talking about, anyway.  Unfortunately, this means we depart from this episode seeing absolutely no bloodshed.  Well, there’s always next week.

Come on, guys, let’s go!

Next up – a booze cruise and Nora’s father’s corpse.  I might feel really bad for her.  I can’t imagine having to see your father’s dead body after years of being buried. 

Tell me what ya’ think, my sweets!

Love,

Sugarbush xoxo

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    spababe
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Good recap…thanks :-)

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Holy shit. I just watched the bonus clips and Giana has a step-brother/sister her age. He dad got someone else preggers the same time Renee was. Ouch.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    HA! Leah gets mad at the funniest things. Why not just say I was upset about you guys leaving the group? Instead of I am mad b/c you call Renee “Ree Ree”. Even I would sit back and think WTH is wrong with this chick.

    Renee doesn’t bother me as much as Pia. I can see why Renee probably kept her distance from Nora because she has mopped the floor with the girl. TWICE. But Pia should have been able to walk with the group. She’s been friends with those other ladies for a long time and Renee thought you were a whore from the beginning when they other girls accepted your “career”.

    Pia does have a hot body. I think that helps with modeling more than anything. On top model they say they are unique which to me is code for ugly.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I think Leah was crying during the cancer walk cause her feet were killing her! Who wears high heels during a how ever many mile walk?

  5. 5
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Oh my God, Featherhead! You know that didn’t even dawn on me. How bad does it mean it is when I watch a reality show and don’t even think anything of a woman wearing stilettos during a cancer walk??? Holy shit, my whole perspective is permanently scarred by reality shows.

  6. 6
    Chicken Lips
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    So let me get this straight…stopping stripping in a club where people can stick cash money in your undies to start stripping and posing for a camera where no one sticks cash money in your undies is a move up the career ladder? Hmm…seems backwards because don’t you see stories all the time about the “fresh young face” with the “modeling contract” that ends up stripping? So who has been lying to me all this time – Hollywood or Mob Wives Chicago?

  7. 7
    featherhead
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    @Sugarbush – I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn’t imaging things, yep Leah had on some bootie heels while everyone else was smart enough to wear sneakers.

  8. 8
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    “Next thing you now, Ree-Ree is going to be leaving her sister’s wedding only to find Pia leaning up against her red Porsche. ”

    I think I just fell in love with you! <3

  9. 9
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 4:17 am

    @Labowner – re: Comment 2…”step” or “half”? I thought I heard step in the bonus clips, not half…

  10. 10
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:13 am

    HA! Pia said “that was a hard nut to swallow”. I was in tears laughing and my 29 year old brother (I am the older sister) told me to grow up. :(

  11. 11
    NikkiHughes
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 5:42 am

    hahahahaha @Classy…..me too! When she said that I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a double take or something on the interviewer’s part.

    And OH MAH GAH, I absolutely love when Nora tries to put words together to come up with metaphors. It is just train-wreck, laugh-out-loud, cringe-worthy awesomeness, but last night she was on fire. I gotta start writing this shit down.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:20 am

    “When she said that I couldn’t believe there wasn’t a double take or something on the interviewer’s part.” I assume those ladies are more mature than we are Nikki

    Leah sprinkled us with some Italian slang last night also! She called Pia something that I couldn’t repeat but I want to if any one can decipher what she said.

  13. 13
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 14, 2012 at 7:45 am

    @Classy – it was one of her terms from a previous episode. That one that means “hard headed” or something. I backed it up a few times just to be sure. lol She needs to start using new words so we can hold our own when trying to fit in with the mafiosas of Chi-town.

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