Storm finally catches on that Karen asking for some nasty fun bedroom time, and asks her out.
Renee, like every person just out of rehab, or church camp, decides that bowling is the way to go for good non addiction fun. She invites everyone except Carla out to chill and talk shit about Carla. Renee is kind of shocked that all of the women, except Carla, are getting along. But, she also seemed sort of dismayed at the idea. Not the Carla part, you can actually see glee in her eyes when she says, “except Carla.” She seems dismayed that the women are actually getting along. So, she fills her need for drama by talking a little shit about Carla.
Seeing Ang bowl really took some of the assholishness away from that scene. I was too busy wondering how Ang doesn’t topple over head first, to think about what an asshole Renee was being.
Honestly, I think that it is Jennifer G. who has a real problem with Carla, and that is the only real explanation for Carla being excluded from the scenes with all of the women except Drita and Big Ang.
Drita and Big Ang seem to be the only two out of this entire group that don’t think Carla has done anything wrong. They are also the only two to say that they never heard Carla talking shit about anyone. And, since the other women don’t actually hang out with Carla, I’m going to believe Drita and Ang. Everything else is either a Jennifer G. set up or a Jennifer G. edit from where I stand.
Seriously, aside from Carla venting about the bullshit she had to endure from Renee when they went to get their nails done, I can’t think of any shit talk about Renee or anyone else from Carla’s mouth this season (there has certainly not been any shit talk about Love – which don’t even get me started on her). Even in the prior two seasons, Renee has always stressed how she and Carla had been friends for over 20 years and how she didn’t want to lose that friendship. And, you guys, this is a friendship that survived the epic “Spaghetti and Hairballs” episode of the first season.
I’m supposed to believe that Karen and Drita are fine after coming to blows twice, but Renee hates Carla because some married guy followed her around at a party? Or, because AJ got sassy and Carla responded on Twitter? Yeah, that’s some complete bullshit on Jennifer G.’s part, and I want her to stop exploiting her mentally and emotionally stunted sister as a way to make that shit happen.
Ang has decided that Neil needs a makeover now that they are back together. He’s unsure, but when Ang reminds him that she is not only the boss, but that he can get a little somethin somethin if he goes along, he is in total agreement with whatever she tells him. I immediately block any visuals of Big Ang getting down, because I love her too much to ever think of her as a sexual being.