Ang believes in playing hardball. And, that is why I love her but am also confused about her, Gasmii!
Earlier in the episode she made it sound like she was condemning Carla for the whole Joe/Raquel situation. Granted, she was simply restating what had already happened in Joe and Carla’s marriage but, still, it sounded accusatory to me. Now she is telling Carla to show no quarter. It’s all, “get full custody,” “meet the new girlfriend,” “find out who your kids are spending time with when you aren’t there.”
Ok, all of those things sound completely reasonable to me. It’s why I love Big Ang(Yay!) so much! But, why is Ang trying so hard to get Lee and Drita back together?
It doesn’t matter. Back to the memorial service. CousinSuckUp has already made the arrangements – just like she did for her groom-less wedding!
Everyone but Carla is invited to this memorial service. CousinSuckUp had plenty of time to host a service after her grandfather’s death. But, she was really busy moving her kids away from her husband and moving in with a drug dealer, you guys! It wasn’t her fault that her kids had to cry on television about a guy they had only met a couple of months before he went to jail. And she really needs to do something about that wonky eye! Seriously, Andy Cohen can get away with it because he acknowledges it and owns it. You, CousinSuckUp are not interesting or charming or self aware enough to pull this off, so get that shit taken care of.
Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah. CousinSuckUp pisses me the hell off and I really wish Jennifer G. would stop trying to make her happen.
But somehow, Carla is the bad guy! Somehow all of these women, except Drita and Big Ang(Yay!), see Carla as the ultimate evil and we have no idea why! If you are going to tell the story, then tell the whole fucking story!
Speaking of Carla…Joe and Raquell(?) are trying to gain some relevancy. Their hope is to make sure they have a spot on the show even if Carla doesn’t. So, we are submitted to this scene where Carla lets Joe know she wants full custody, and then everyone pretends that Carla is jealous of Roquel(?).
I’m sorry, but I think that of the two, Carla is the prettier one. Yes, Raquel(?) is the younger of the two, but there is something off about her. I mean I do kind of see a resemblance to Carla; Joe definitely has a type. But, Rockell(?) doesn’t look like she is going to age as gracefully as Carla has. She looks about 5 years away from turkey neck and general pudginess.
But, she’s young so I guess that’s all that matters?