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Hi Gasmii! It’s so great to be back! I have missed you guys so much. After Honey Boo Boo ended, I started going into withdrawal and worried about the further atrophy of my snark muscle. Luckily, the bitches of Staten Island are back just in time to give me something fresh to snark on.
There is something so reassuring about those opening credits of the original 4 women walking on the boardwalk. I know they should at least add Big Ang (Yay!), but I’m glad they haven’t added CousinSuckUp because I can continue to see her as the non-factor that she is.
Welcome back bitches!
So we open with Drita and Carla walking their tiny purse dogs along the boardwalk. They talk about Big Ang’s son, AJ and how he is getting a longer stint plus the rehab for his drug bust. Carla also tells us that Renee has a problem with her, AGAIN! And, I kind of get where Carla is coming from here. Renee’s mood swings and love/hate relationships with all of her friends would be the most tiring thing ever to have to deal with. Drita says that since she is finally firmly on Renee’s good side, she doesn’t want to jeopardize that and wants to play mediator. Carla gets in a few bleeped out words about Renee being a pill-popping junky and how she doesn’t even care anymore.