So, now Drita and Renee meet up for cocktails. They discuss the break-in at Renee’s house. Renee talks about how her room and AJ’s room was ransacked and the burglar took a dump in her toilet. I know there is a joke there, but I don’t do toilet humor. But, the look on Drita’s face is priceless:
Drita says that Lee will be home in about 6 months (so they finally figured out when his release date was). Drita seems noncommittal when Renee waxes on about how great it will be for Drita and Lee to get back together. I suspect that Renee thinks that every woman should take back there criminal cheating scumbag husbands like she did so she sees Drita and Lee as a done deal.
I’m starting to suspect that this is her real issue with Carla. Carla didn’t take Joe back. She divorced him while he was still in prison and went on with her life. Speaking of Carla, Renee goes on this bleep filled rant about what a slut Carla is and how she hates her. Drita seems uncomfortable with this. But, I think it’s more the degree of hatred spewing from Renee than it is the actual language that Renee is using. Renee says that Carla was trying to hit on the husband of a friend of hers at a party. This makes absolutely no sense as who would do that in a room full of people? Renee’s mental faculties are already a bit suspect, but she is making a beeline for the deep end here and it’s only going to get worse.
Anyway, Drita offers to mediate a sit down between Carla and Renee the same way she and Karen came to a truce. Renee threatens violence if she ever sees Carla again. See, this is way beyond some shit talk about surgery and rumors about seducing married men in front of their wives and family at parties. There is something much more deep seated going on for Renee to be reacting this way. It’s beyond her usual Drag Queen drama.
Drita (at the producers’ prompting) lets Renee know that Carla did call her a junkie and wants to know if there is any truth to that. Renee rages on about Carla being a bleeped up bleeping who bleeps bleeping married guys – and I think she uses the word Cunt at some point.
Damn, just when I thought I could make it through this episode without a CousinSuckUp sighting, she pops up at a go-kart race track with her kids. Well, it looks like only the girl children this time around. Apparently, her drug dealing boyfriend that she only knew for a couple of months before moving her children in with him, is still in jail. So, the rental house that she was using him for is going to be sold and they have to move out. And since the father of her children isn’t paying child support – probably because she snuck her children out of the country in the middle of the night and took up with a drug dealer – they are going to have to move into an apartment.
The girls are horrified at the prospect of having to share a room. But, CousinSuckUp is not about to let Drita’s kids out cute hers, so she has her daughter memorize the script. Like a good little girl, her daughter says that even though sharing rooms is worse than death, it won’t be bad because they will all be together. Then, she looks to her mother for approval and CousinSuckUp decides that she just might have what it takes. What? Just because CousinSuckUp is a terrible actress doesn’t mean she shouldn’t encourage her daughter to be one as well.
Carla and Drita meet up for round 2 of the Renee discussion. Carla is really pissed off that Renee is accusing her of sleeping with married men. She is also pissed that Renee is saying that Carla told people that Renee had surgery to look like Carla. And the thing is, I totally believe that Carla never said that. It sounds like something that would come from the crazed Drag Queen mind of an unhinged Renee. Think about it, Renee was constantly comparing herself body-wise to Carla and Drita. She has even said that the reason she was having the surgery was so she could look like those skinny bitches with out having to go to the gym. So, I can totally believe that she somehow got it in her head that Carla was saying similar things about her. Because, let’s face it, BITCH CRAZY!
Drita goes to the only other reasonable person on this show, Big Ang(Yay!). I truly love Drita and Big Ang together. They are just so fun. Well, not now. Because now, they are talking about getting Renee and Carla to make up. I’m thinking this is a ridiculous waste of a perfectly good scene between Drita and Big Ang, but this is the story they chose for us. So, they rehash the beef between the two, and I realize that they are TOTALLY going the Basketball Wives route, when we learn that this all started over a freaking Twitter beef.