Mob Wives Recap: Love on Lockdown

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By PlathAddict | Wednesday, May 9, 2012 | 12:30 pm | 11 Comments
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PlathAddict

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Plath you forgot the hand of god for the discipline picture. :) That is the only object I was hit with.

  2. 2
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Hahaha! The hand of God! I love it! Even my mom never thought of that.

  3. 3
    featherhead
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    I hope Drita mollywops Karens fat ass at next week’s sit down!
    Big Ang’s son creeps me out, I hope he’s not going to be on her show. 23? – he looks 43 to me.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Agreed feather head! I for one will be yelling at my tv for Drita to punch the shit out of Karen…or CSU.

    I hate men who sacrifice their children for some poon. You’ve been away almost these children’s entire lives and you want to spend time with a girl. It just doesn’t make sense to me at all. Good for Carla for being strong.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted May 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    I’m sorry Carla, but a chickee upsets you, but you were okay marrying and having kids with a criminal. Get real.

    I hope Drita keeps her cool with Karen. This is filmed and actions speak louder than words if she wants to be a better role model to her children.

    The girls got spanked and my brothers both took a tour of the kitchen cabinets more than once. :) Mom gave up on wooden spoon when it broke on my younger brother and he laughed.

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    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 4:00 am

    I have to say in Carla’s defense, she may not have known that Joe was a criminal when she married him. They met at work – at a white collar job. So, she may not have knowingly married a criminal the way Renee and Drita did. And by the time she found out it was too late – she was already married and had twins with him.

    As for Drita as much as I would love to see Karen catch a beating, I am hoping that Drita is the bigger person. Mainly because it would really piss Karen off is she couldn’t push Drita’s buttons. She’d get flustered like she did with Carla and her arguments and aggression were just all over the place.

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    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 4:31 am

    sigh…I guess you guys are right. Drita should be the mature one and talk it out with Karen. It won’t make me happy but I guess it’s for the best. :(

  8. 8
    PlathAddict PlathAddict
    Posted May 10, 2012 at 5:12 am

    It would make me super happy to see Karen get her ass beat. The only thing is, I want Drita to come out the better person. And after that restaurant sit down between Carla and Karen, I think Karen would totally make an ass of herself if Drita stayed calm. She wouldn’t know what to do and would just start jumping from topic to topic in order to try to remain in charge of the argument while simultaneously making herself look like the ass that she is.
    That would be more glorious than even an ass beating. Plus, I want Drita to succeed in the goal she set for herself to stop fighting.

  9. 9
    sheesh
    Posted May 11, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    Plath..you’re going to recap Chicago Mobwives? Awesome!
    I found out that my great grandfather Cleaman worked in the Al Capone ?gang? for a bit. He got shot at and the guy he was with was killed so he quit that bitch.
    That’s all I know. I never knew him or my grandfather.
    I found out about it 2 months ago from my Gramdma’s brother’s son at a funeral.
    That’s all.

    Yeah Drita should talk to Karen. “What did the 5 fingers say to the face”

  10. 10
    erika
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    LOL, COUSINSUCKUP! HAHA-Exaccccttlly

  11. 11
    Yvonne Aranda
    Posted May 15, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    Ughh Karen. That was just gross ! They spoke about their daughter for like 5 seconds & went straight to getting busy. I think Karen can’t find a man & she’s going to settle for David.
    I loved the scene with the puppies, so cute ! As far as Joe he is a jerk & Carla is smart to not get involved with him again.

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