Mrs. Eastwood and Company Recap: Morgified

The next day they go camera shopping and Fran explains that she was a little disappointed that she wasn’t proposed to the other night. Who are you, Tamra Barney, Jr.? Why are young girls so hell bent on getting married so quickly? She says doesn’t dwell on it but Dom and Jade made her think about it which is a lie because you know she has a Pintrest board dedicated to weddings. Ty stops her and says that he would never do it in his house. He would want to jump out of a plane on a white horse with rockets going off…you know the right way. Ty says that when the time is right they will get married but they have a lot of time left so he is in no rush. Fran agrees and Ty picks her up and then knocks over a bunch of a backpacks in the store before running off and giggling like school girls.

Even Tino is wondering what the Red Head’s part of the group is.

Oh, Overtone actually performed at City Walk to a huge crowd that I’m pretty sure were there for someone else. I think they probably opened for like One Direction or something because there was a ton of little girls. And there were guitars…I thought they were acapella! Johnny Wright changing shit up! Backstage Emile complains to Fran that his girl Krissy has been kunty because of him touring and that she was at a party with an ex who is bad news. Newsflash! Krissy is a kunt and is probably the reason why you are so kunty to Ed because she rubs off on you. Dump her now because you’ll have plenty of other groupie ass to choose from later on. I mean if your relationship fails make Fran believe hers is the best one ever, you know you have a bad relationship.

Next week is the season finale (sad face) where Dina vs Ty Round Two begins when Ty wants Morgan to model for his next gallery event. Did you guys think Fran was getting a ring? Was Morgan’s freak out a little too much or was she justified? Check out last week’s recap here! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!