Didn’t you see my interview?
Ahahhahahhahhaaa! I’m the biggest Juliette apologist there is but there is no excusing that comment. Like, didn’t you see those ten seconds that I devoted to a reporter from some third-rate Life and Style rag that obliquely referenced you and learning from our mistakes? What more do you want from me? Blood?
Sooooo, let’s see what Cornpone Barbie is up to…
D-bag gets handsy.
Cadaver sheepishly indicates to Deacon where he can find his terminally naïve niece.
This fucker is willing to stand by and let Cy assault Scarlett because hey, Cy signs his paycheques. “It ain’t illegal if she went in there willingly…”
I missed getting a screengrab but after Scarlett knees Cy in the balls Deacon throws him thru a glass table.
This is my band. You’re just visiting.” As Ape is like “Oooh, girl, burn.”
Gunnar comes back to his jailbird brother with Chinese food only to find him about to skip town after hocking Gunnar’s guitar for money and a gun (which he has so gauchely tucked right into the waistband of his 8-seasons-old jeans. They share a bro-hug and then FelonBrother is off into the night.
Gunnar confesses about his trashy background to Scarlett who is actually very cool about the whole thing and doesn’t ask a lot of questions. She just acknowledges that he had a brother in prison and rolls with it.
Juliette gives Sean his annulment. I’m kinda glad to see him go. He was a relatively inoffensive character but nowhere near man enough to deal with Juliette and all her many demons.
Rayna flies home to see Teddy and the family on election night. Teddy is named mayor.
Is that a flash of disappointment in his face? Because even if Lamar didn’t pull some greasy strings to make this happen, he can lie to Teddy and say he did and lord it over him for however long he wants. Teddy’s basically his bought-and-paid-for piece.
Oh yeah, she’s thrilled.
Ugh, why do they keep playing it like she’s his wife and not his daughter? So Fucking Gross.
Ahahhahahahhahaaaaa! The return of crazy Peggy Cantor!
When Teddy let her in, I thought for sure they were going to bone. I think he will end up letting her seduce him. He’s pretty much checked out of his marriage, or so this episode leads me to think.
Until next week!