Nashville – Two Episodes for the Price of One!


By SourCake | | 10:23 am | 12 Comments
Posted in: Nashville, Recaps

Didn’t you see my interview?

 Ahahhahahhahhaaa! I’m the biggest Juliette apologist there is but there is no excusing that comment. Like, didn’t you see those ten seconds that I devoted to a reporter from some third-rate Life and Style rag that obliquely referenced you and learning from our mistakes? What more do you want from me? Blood?

 Sooooo, let’s see what Cornpone Barbie is up to…

D-bag gets handsy.

Cadaver sheepishly indicates to Deacon where he can find his terminally naïve niece.

This fucker is willing to stand by and let Cy assault Scarlett because hey, Cy signs his paycheques. “It ain’t illegal if she went in there willingly…”

 I missed getting a screengrab but after Scarlett knees Cy in the balls Deacon throws him thru a glass table.

This is my band. You’re just visiting.” As Ape is like “Oooh, girl, burn.”

Gunnar comes back to his jailbird brother with Chinese food only to find him about to skip town after hocking Gunnar’s guitar for money and a gun (which he has so gauchely tucked right into the waistband of his 8-seasons-old jeans. They share a bro-hug and then FelonBrother is off into the night.
Gunnar confesses about his trashy background to Scarlett who is actually very cool about the whole thing and doesn’t ask a lot of questions. She just acknowledges that he had a brother in prison and rolls with it.
Juliette gives Sean his annulment. I’m kinda glad to see him go. He was a relatively inoffensive character but nowhere near man enough to deal with Juliette and all her many demons.
Rayna flies home to see Teddy and the family on election night. Teddy is named mayor.

Is that a flash of disappointment in his face? Because even if Lamar didn’t pull some greasy strings to make this happen, he can lie to Teddy and say he did and lord it over him for however long he wants. Teddy’s basically his bought-and-paid-for piece.

Oh yeah, she’s thrilled.

Ugh, why do they keep playing it like she’s his wife and not his daughter? So Fucking Gross.

Ahahhahahahhahaaaaa! The return of crazy Peggy Cantor!

When Teddy let her in, I thought for sure they were going to bone.  I think he will end up letting her seduce him.  He’s pretty much checked out of his marriage, or so this episode leads me to think.

Until next week!

SourCake
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Situated in the Canadian hinterlands, SourCake can be (and has been) described as layabout, gadabout, welfare mom, world traveller, SAHM and a fairly good time at a reasonable price. Past interests include hotboxing and kickboxing but not foxxyboxxing. Current interests seem limited to diaper changes and scrapbooking.

12 Comments

  1. 1
    ChaCha
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    Re CrackMom: She’s in treatment, so I’m betting that she is clean…for now anyway. Having been in her shoes myself 27 years ago (and counting!), I gotta say that most women in very early recovery still look pretty messed up and we don’t help the look by doing our makeup in ways that don’t flatter us. We just don’t know any better yet. I recognized a lot of the sober-babble advice she was giving her daughter and thinking, “Yep, she’s a newcomer to recovery.” We just like to share what we’re learning as we trudge the road to happy destiny.

  2. 2
    Tx gal
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Sourcake, I totally agree with you about Deacon’s story line with the revel kings. I don’t like it at all. On the plus side, he looked incredibly hot this ep. Don’t know what he is doing, but it is really working for him.

  3. 3
    Snarkster Snarkster
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    @ChaCha – you nailed it. Congrats on 27 years – I’ve got 3 1/2 under my belt, and I was NOT a pretty picture in those early days!

    My heart broke for Juliette in that last scene. I really wanted to Sean to fight for her and force her to talk about her emotions. But I do think that now she’s starting to realize that maybe her life isn’t as full and perfect as she thought it was.

  4. 4
    Cheergirl
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 6:09 am

    I’m from nyc and I know Mayor Corey Booker from Newark. IDK if that counts though because that city is always on the news in our area for being terrible but Corey Booker is lie the most amazing Mayor ever! I fell in love after Hurricane Sandy happened and he let people who lost power go to his house to shower and use his electricity and ordered food for them while every other mayor (coughBloombergcough) just went around and talked a lot.

    back to the recap

  5. 5
    April
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 10:18 am

    I am loving this show. It is very Friday Night Lights to me in that all the characters are realistically flawed and yet you just still love the hell out of them. Plus Connie Britton is always always always a vision. Hayden Pantierre always looks gorgeous too. I love the clothes on this show.

  6. 6
    April
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Oh did anyone else see the connection between Red Lips and White Lies with Taylor Swift’s newest album Red??? I definitely did and did not think that was an accident. The lettering is done the same and everything.

  7. 7
    crazy rooster
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    I don’t know if she is a ballerina but she is a classically trained vocalist, as in opera.

  8. 8
    caligal
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Nashville once had a mayor named Bill Boner (honestly, that was his name), and he was both engaged and married at the same time. I remember him being on Donahue. The alt-weekly newspaper gives out Boner Awards for all of the stupid things local politicians say and do.
    Thanks for the great recaps.

  9. 9
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    I didn’t want to, but I definitely have a little crush on Liam.
    He is so entertaining.
    But I’d rather him have a thing with Juliette than Rayna….I know he seems to hate Juliette and he isn’t her favorite either (especially after that laying down on the stage stunt), but I feel like somewhere under all that disdain and mockery, there’s some attraction.
    Or maybe I’m just projecting.

    Also, as much as I like Juliette, I have no doubt that a fraction of her money was made on her back, especially because music is such a male-dominated industry and when we met her, sexuality was the first and most finely honed tool in her arsenal for getting what she wanted. Sexuality and bitchery, but mostly sexuality.
    Anyway, it’d be naive to think that she made it from the trailer park to where she is now without spreading em for one VIP or another.

    Tebow was right to seek an annulment…J. only married him to get back at megabitch and to snatch his virtue.
    And I think Crackmom looks way better after a little bit of time in rehab.
    Her skin and eyes are brighter, and her hair is actually brushed. Plus she makes sense when she talks.

    I think for Lamar, it doesn’t matter what the prize is; he just doesn’t like to lose and will do whatever it takes to make sure that he doesn’t.
    Rayna’s kids could ask him to help them with a lemonade stand, and he would arrange drive-by shootings at all the other lemonade stands in the neighborhood. Fuck that, all the other lemonade stands in Nashville would get shot-up. Just to make sure his endorsed lemonade stand wins.

    So happy that Deacon is no longer a Revel King.
    I hated those fuckers.

  10. 10
    Snarkster Snarkster
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    @chaosbutterfly – I hadn’t considered Liam with Juliette, but now that you bring it up, I am so on board. I think he might be good for her – at the very least he would call her on her shit.

  11. 11
    April
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    I don’t like Liam with Juliette. Just too cliche and also she should not get all the guys for goodness sakes!

  12. 12
    Tracey West
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    Hi,

    I’m glad we were able to make you pee yourself laughing.
    I enjoyed my brief time on the show and as far as being called an Ape by you,
    I’ve been called much worse!

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