What brings him to their land? He’s always been fascinated with them, so he decided to just come and see for himself. Well, they’d love to show him around, but there is the matter of his size. Poor Anton, he’s too small for GiantLand and too big for FairyLand. What’s a Tiny giant to do?
I just happen to have a magic mushroom that will make you smaller.
Side effects include hot dog fingers, seeing the dead, and a giant eyeball in the middle of your forehead. Want one? Oh, and the shrinkage is temporary, but there’s more where it came from; first one’s free!
Anton is worried because there’s no way he’ll be able to repay her kindness. No need…if it makes him happy that’s all the payment they desire. LIES!!! Run Anton, ruuuuuun!
He doesn’t run. He pops the mushroom like a giant chump, but only after she tells him her name.
Jacqueline. But my friends call me Jack.
Ahhhh…..clever! I guess we know who’s gonna kill his family, huh?
Let’s check in on the Three Musketeers, okay? They’ve arrived at the airport and Rumpy picks up their tickets before heading over to security. Henry wonders if Rumpy has ever been outside of StoryBrooke before. No. No? Really? Then how did he get Henry from Arizona????
No answer there. Henry wants to know if he’s scared, nervous about meeting his son?
What’s with the third degree, kid?
But it’s obvious Rumpy is lying and he’s nervous as hell. Nervousness turns to panic as he finds out that he’s going to have to remove his shawl. Uh oh! What if he forgets who he is????? Emma says she’ll help him, she won’t let him forget who he is.
It’s obvious that removing the shawl has some effect on Rumpy, but in the end he makes it through the screening and is reunited with his shawl without losing his memory. The incident has most definitely fucked with his head though; he looks terrified at what might have happened.
Over in StoryBrooke, Hook lays out a Queen of Hearts card in an alley. Must be his way of calling to Cora. But Cora doesn’t show up. Regina does instead. And in spite of her little reunion with Mommy, she still hasn’t forgotten that Hook was supposed to kill her mom and didn’t.
If I didn’t think you’d enjoy it too much I’d totally spank you right now.
He fills her in on the whole giant wanting to go after Charming thing and how he’s now running amuck in town. Regina thinks that’s just the distraction they need. Indeed.
Meanwhile, Anton is running down the middle of the street, trying to not get hit by passing cars. Seems like a good time to head back to FairyLand. Over there he’s eaten the magic mushroom and is now people sized and enjoying a cup of ale at the tavern with his two new best friends.
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