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Jack starts talking smack about Anton’s family, saying it doesn’t sound like they appreciate him. He should totally stay small and with them forever. It’s like he was always meant to be there with them, right? After a little moment where he realizes that the harp his brother crushed is actually a musical instrument, Anton sees James arguing with someone across the room.
He’s concerned about his new friend and then Jack lays it on him that the kingdom is bankrupt. She says if James can’t pay back what his family owes than the kingdom they’ve borrowed money from will plundering their land and burn it to the ground.
Does the other kingdom take only gold coins? That depends, Jack tells him. For example a magic bean would be worth thousands of gold coins. Anton looks thoughtful, but tells her there are no beans where he comes from, but there is treasure….enough to pay off the debt for sure!
He says he will help and Jack tells him he is a hero and kisses him on the cheek.
In StoryBrooke, Anton is sitting alone in the woods, probably thinking about what an evil wench Jack was, when Regina pops by for a little visit. She tells him she is there to help him and even though he warns her to stay away, she’s persistent and gives him a magic mushroom; this time it’s one that will make him bigger. He takes it, grows, and off he goes!
Rumpy is pacing back and forth at the airport, still shook up and freaking out. He goes to the bathroom to try and pull himself together but ends up assaulting the toilet seat cover holder instead. And fucking up his hand a bit in the process. Luckily he can heal magically.
Rut roh. Looks like someone’s lost their mojo! And the panic deepens into fear.
Over in GiantLand, Anton has popped by to pick up a few things. His big brother is happy to see him; they were so worried about him! He tells his brother that he needed to get away for a little while. So he went to hang out with some humans. Whaaaaaat??? Doesn’t he know how dangerous that could be????
No, because he totally had a great time, went to a couple of raves, and made besties with a prince and a chick with some impressive boobage for a human.
Nope. And he’s totally going to go back and live there happily ever after! So there! But the humans won’t love him the way his brothers do! After all, he could crush them! Nu uh, not once he’s on a steady diet of magic mushrooms! He’s going!