I’m not gonna lie, Gasmi, I don’t know if I’ve fully recovered from the last episode of Once Upon a Time. I still can’t believe they went there. Poor Belle. Poor Rumpy. Bad Hook! But dwelling on the past isn’t going to make it go away, so I guess we need to move forward into this week’s chapter of our story.
We start right where the last one left off: Belle has lost her memory, Rumpy was thwarted from killing Hook by a car crashing into him, and said car has also crashed. Belle is understandably freaking out given that she’s not only lost her memory but been shot as well. Rumpy magically heals her wound and this does not have the calming effect he might have been hoping for.
How much is that going to cost me? I don’t have insurance! Wait. What IS insurance? Ahhhhh!
Rumpy keeps trying to calm her down and tell her there’s nothing to be afraid of but he’s just making her freak out more. Emma, Snow and Charming arrive on the scene and Emma calls for an ambulance. Rumpy fills Snow and Charming in on the Belle situation while Emma checks in with Hook.
Not only is Emma a human lie detector (even a broken one is right sometimes), but now she’s a doctor as well, diagnosing Hook immediately with a couple of cracked ribs. Hook quips that the ribs must be why it hurts when he laughs.
Is that a rib poking out or are you just happy to see me?
Sure is! He’s managed to take away the crocodile’s true love! It’s a day for celebration! Let him see Rumpy’s face so he can revel in it!
How’s it feel, mo fo?
Rumpy adds a busted nose to Hook’s list of injuries as he kicks him in the face. Charming and Emma try to pull him off, but Rumpy clearly wants to strangle the life outta Hook. Emma reminds him that he may not want Belle to see him this way. She doesn’t know him!
Well, murder is a bad first impression.
The ambulance arrives and for the first time everyone notices that there’s a real live person in the car that crashed.
What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?
Snow, Charming, and Emma don’t recognize him and quickly put it together that the dude drove INTO StoryBrooke. Uh oh!
Before we can say bibbity bobbity boo, Belle, Hook, and the stranger are all whisked away to StoryBrooke General. Dr. Whale is being paged to the ER, but he’s busy getting hammered in his office.
So what I get drunk…So what I smoke weed…
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