Emma is looking as traumatized as I was when I discovered my parents little drawer of delights back in the fifth grade. Finding your mom’s crotchless panties and emotion lotion can really do a number on you!
Tell me about it! No, wait…..don’t.
Emma makes an excuse to head out to the kitchen (mucho tacos to make)but tells her parents that next time they might want to put a tie on the door or send a text. Maybe a #dontcomehomewerefuckingourbrainsout Twitter. SOMETHING!
Charming is thrilled to find out that even at this late stage they are able to provide Emma with some traumatic childhood memories. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
The joys of parenthood
Back in FairyLand, Regina watches a castle burn and discovers that Snow and Charming have defeated nasty ole King George. But all is not lost yet; she finds out that Snow and Charming are not together; Snow is at this time on her way back to meet up with Charming. What a perfect opportunity to catch up with her step daughter!
This is gonna be so gooooood
Snow falls right into the Queen’s trap…or does she???? Snow and Charming KNEW Regina would never be able to resist coming after Snow, so they set a trap of their own for her.
Too bad, so sad, I win again
Charming tells her that her reign of evil is over.
Back in Storybrooke the Charming family arrives at Granny’s for a Welcome Home party. Big hugs and big mugs (o’beer) abound and Emma and Granny bond over cooking something that doesn’t requiring a whole lotta killing first.
Meatloaf back at home? What a bitch.
I love Granny.
David makes a toast, saying that he and Snow have a saying about how they’ll always find each other, but he hopes that they won’t have to go looking for a while! Here, here! In the middle of the festivities, Regina shows up carrying a baking dish.
Pot luck, right?
Grumpy grabs a nearby knife. Emma tells everyone that she’s the one that invited Regina and her parents are almost as shocked as she was when she walked in on them boning.
Okay, maybe an eighth as shocked as she was.
Snow reminds her daughter that Regina tried to kill them just yesterday, but Emma is determined to give Regina the chance that Henry wants her to have. If Henry believes she’s trying to change then Emma does too. She points out that she couldn’t have changed if no one gave her a chance, so she’s giving Regina one too.