Aurora and Mulan are freaking out because there’s no squid ink just lying around the cell (as if Rumpy would just leave it out in the open). Did he have a cellmate, Mulan wonders. Nope. He was in solitary. Aurora finds a scroll hidden in a nook in the wall.
What’s Rumpy, in the third grade or something?
Shit. That thing is longer than Santa’s list! That’s just a bit creepy. What’s creepier is that Emma goes all weird eyed and blinky, like perhaps the scroll is putting her into a spell or something.
Why am I suddenly craving hamburgers and ketchup?
Back in StoryBrooke, Henry is reading to Charming. Well, it worked before, right? Regina pops in for a quick chat and tells Henry she’s got to run out with Rumpy to prepare for Snow & Emma’s return; can he stay and babysit Charming while they’re gone?
You’re not up to anything dastardly are you?
Kidding. Henry isn’t the least bit suspicious (even though he looks like he is); he swallows her line and then remarks about how she really has changed. Regina has changed enough to look very uncomfortable at that remark. But not enough to keep her from heading out with Rumpy.
They make their way to the mines where all those brilliant, magic filled diamonds are hanging from the ceiling. Regina wonders how many of them they’ll need; ALL, Rumpy replies.
That’s a bit greedy, isn’t it?
Watevs. He pulls out a fairy (dead fairy) wand (remarking that no one mourns her). Any thoughts on who he means? Cindy’s fairy godmother? Did he kill Blue? Or (GASP) Nova? Wouldn’t any of those be missed??? Anyway, he uses the wand to scoop up all the magic as Regina watches.
Suddenly we’re back in past FairyLand, rejoining Hook and Regina after her attempt to hire him to kill her Mommy. She enchants his Hook so that he is able to rip out the heart of one person. Namely, Cora.
So don’t fuck it up!
Hook wonders what the fuck Cora did to her that warrants Regina wanting to rip her heart out.
None of your fucking business, Pretty Boy!
Watch out Hook; if you’re not careful you’ll end up locked in her bed chamber like the last hottie who failed an assignment!
Can we pleeeeeaaaaase not talk about it?????
She tells him to kill Cora and bring her body back. He’ll need help getting to where Cora is….she pulls Jefferson’s hat out (and a dead guard) and sends Hook on his way….
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