How does Emma fall for this crap? You’d think after everything she’s gone through she’d be better at knowing when people are liars and, I dunno, EVIL. Luckily Snow wakes up in time to shed some light on the evil situation.
This bitch makes Regina look like a girl scout cookie.
Of course Emma thinks she’s over exaggerating, and I’m wondering why she has to go through her teenage rebellion NOW. Just shut up and listen to Mommy!!
Emma tells Snow that right now they are at the bottom of a hole with no other options. She thinks they should listen to Cora; maybe she can help them get back to Henry. Who’s Henry, Cora wonders. Emma tells her that Henry is her son that she sorta shares with Regina. It’s a long story.
Why did my daughter have to inherit Charming’s brains?
That’s great Emma! Give Cora a fucking target why don’t you? Can’t someone zap her back to being a baby? At least it would shut her up for a while, right?
No time to argue ladies! The leader of the refugee camp wants a word with the newest prisoners.
Over in Storybrooke Henry and Charming are walking to the bus stop and discussing Operation Scorpion. Well, Henry is trying to discuss it and possible other code names that might make sense while Charming is trying to get him to go to school and stay out of his way.
Come on! I’m Prince Charming’s grandson. Do I really need to go to school?
Yup. But they need to find Jefferson! Yeah, Charming tells him he already found Jefferson and he’s not going to be any help. They have to find another way. Henry doesn’t understand why he can’t help look. Well, because it will require magic and magic always comes with a price. A price Charming doesn’t want his grandson to pay.
So Henry agrees to go to school, but Charming clearly knows nothing about the sneakiness of kids (and Henry in particular) because as soon as his back is turned Henry walks away from the bus and off in search of a way to find his mom and grandma.
Looks like the brains skip a generation in this family.
Back in FairyLand Snow and Emma bicker on their way to meet with the leader of the pack camp. Snow wishes Emma would just fucking listen to her for once! Well, why can’t Snow just trust Emma? She’s just trying to get them a way out of there!!!
Snow tries to tell Emma that she knows this world and it’s dangers. She HAS lived here before. Is that why she came through the portal? Did she think Emma was helpless here?
I actually had no idea you were such a fucking idiot.