Because Charming rejected him, the King has decided that death is too good for him. He must suffer as the King has suffered. And then….Snow begins to understand…the water she’s been sipping isn’t just water…it’s the same vile potion (or one similar) that the King’s wife drank all those years ago.
Wow. The King is even more of a dick than we thought he was!
At the refugee camp Snow, Mulan, and Emma gear up and head out. Emma’s not really taking in just how SERIOUS the situation is so Mulan asks if she’s ever seen an ogre before. “I’m pretty sure I’ve dated a few.” LOLOLOLOL. Point to Emma on that one.
Mulan is unimpressed by Emma’s joke and tells her that the rumors say the last thing one sees when an ogre kills you is the reflection of your death in its eyes. As opposed to what?????
Off they go! Snow tells Emma not to let Mulan get to her; mommy will keep her safe. Just stick to the plan. What IS the plan? The wardrobe, back at the palace. You know, if it’s still there.
What happened to not talking about this anywhere near where Cora can hear?????? SHHHHHHHHHHH
Over in Storybrooke, Jefferson is sitting on a bench looking at a “Have you seen my papa?” picture. Why the hell didn’t he go get his daughter yet?!?!?!? Henry wonders the same thing when he finds him, but Jefferson thinks she deserves better than a deadbeat dad that left her.
Henry urges him to go find his daughter because even if she’s pissed that he left, not knowing is THE WORST. Oh, and by the way, can he please, please, pretty please with sugar on top make a new portal so Henry can get his mom and grandma back? Nope.
But you might want to check in your evil mom’s vault o’magic.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Regina is in her office, packing. It seems that she’s been booted out of the mayor’s office. I wonder who will take her place? That could be an interesting twist. Anyway, Henry calls her to see if she wants to meet him for lunch at Granny’s diner, and poof! She is outta there.
Poor Regina will be so disappointed because Henry is not meeting her. Instead, he grabs her keys for everything ring and heads out to find her vault o’magic.
In FairyLand Mulan has determined that it’s time to take a break and make camp. Emma continues to behave like a snotty teenager as she snots to Mulan about making a fire being a stupid idea if they’re trying to avoid ogres. Snow informs her that ogres are blind; they hunt by sound alone.
Can you please just shut it? You’re really starting to embarrass me.