Flashback in FairyLand. The King’s men dump Snow on a dirt road. She isn’t alone for long though; Lancelot appears and tells her that he’d really like to help her. He does have some small shred of honor left you know. He tells Snow that the King’s men are headed to the cabin where Charming’s mom is hidden; they’re going to kill her!!
Speaking of Charming and his mom, they’re sharing a touching moment while she prepares her home for the meeting with Charming’s true love. But something doesn’t feel right. Charming knows something is wrong and sends his mom inside. Sure enough, the King’s men have arrived to put a hurting on them.
His mom heard him and thought h needed help, so she came out and got shot! Now she’ll never get to meet his ladylove. Just then Snow arrives with Lancelot in tow.
Uh….nice to meet you.
Poor Snow can’t catch a break. Back in present day Aurora has caught up with the girls and she’s ready to bring a hurting of her own.
Hello. My name is Aurora. You killed my Phillip. Prepare to die.
Thankfully Snow is no match for Aurora and she disarms her fairly quickly. Unfortunately their little scuffle has attracted Emma’s attention, and she shoots her gun off. How fucking stupid can she be? Does she not remember the part about ogres hunting by sound alone? Well, it’s not a mistake she’ll make again!
Ogres are pervs
Once more Snow comes to Emma’s rescue, first by giving a little whistle, then by putting an arrow smack dab in the ogre’s eye. That’s where you have to shoot them, you know. She is such a badass.
We flashback again and discover that not only was Charming’s mom shot through the heart (and you’re to blame) but the arrow was poisoned for good measure. Yeah, she’s totes fucked right now. No, no, no, Charming has an idea: Lake Nostos. He knows the water there can heal his mom. Phew! Off they go.
As they travel through the forest, Charming makes small talk with Lancelot, saying it must be a curious tale, his getting to here from the round table. You mean how did he fall from grace? The same way Charming ended up running from King George. A WOMAN.
While this is going on, Snow and Ruth (Charming’s mom) are having a moment of their own. Ruth is so happy to have been able to meet Snow, and whatever happens she knows her son will be happy now that he has found his true love. She just knows they’re going to make beautiful babies together.