I think I might break down and cry once this season is over, Gasmi! I fell in love with this show early on, but they have really been KILLING it lately! I don’t know what kind of insanity they’re planning for this Sunday’s season finale, but if it’s anything like the last couple of weeks have been……HOLY SHIT!! I may die of multiple TVGASMS!
I heard a rumor that a certain someone may even make an appearance……
The only thing that would make this show even better is if they figured out a way to include Hugh Jackman in it as well.
What? He could live in the forest as well!
We start our evening by joining Regina and Henry for dinner. There seems to be just a bit of tension in the air as they each devour large chunks of meat while glaring at each other menacingly.
Suddenly the doorbell rings! It’s Emma and she is here to fuck Regina up.
And she’s bought a posse of Fairyland folk to help her!
Regina turns around; ready to make her escape, but Henry is there with a coil of rope slung over his shoulder. Before she can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, they’ve got her tied to her apple tree in the front yard. Yikes! I hope the neighborhood watch isn’t out tonight! Wait. It’s not the front yard at all; it’s the main street in town.
She commands them to let her go and they refuse; she’s not the queen anymore! She took their love and ripped it apart, and now she’s agonna pay! Emma grabs an apple off the tree and squishes it: “Rotten to the core” she tells Regina.
But Regina just wanted to win! For Once! Too bad, so sad; she took away their happiness and now they’re gonna take away hers. David hands Emma a sword…she swings it and…..
Yeah, I think the apple tree in the middle of Main Street gave this one away
Dream or not, Regina is still panicked and hurries down the hallway to check on Henry. He’s fast asleep (or so she thinks) and so she heads back to her room.
Things all kids learn from watching Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
All he’s missing are sounds of light snoring!
Meanwhile, Emma and Henry are in her car and headed for the Storybrooke border. Henry hasn’t realized yet that Emma intends for them to hightail it outta there right now, but he puts the pieces together once he sees Emma’s got the bulk of her stuff packed. She can’t do this! She has to save everyone! No, she tells Henry. She only has to save him.
And so he grabs the wheel of the car and runs them off the road.
Luckily they’re not hurt. Of course, a spanking could still be coming his way.
Over in Fairyland, King George is still an asshole. He’s captured his fake son and is still pissed that Charming bailed on marrying King Midas’ daughter. Damn, that treasury must be almost bankrupt! Charming tells the King that to give his life for love would be an honor, so the King orders his execution.
Is that Snow in disguise, ready to save him?
Nope. BUT….just as the guillotine blade is ready to strike his neck; it turns into water, washing over him. It’s Regina, and she tells King George that she will trade him any and all riches for an alive and well Prince Charming. She promises he will suffer far more than some simple and swift beheading. You see, she’s planning on using him to destroy his one true love.