Charming delivers the message about the squid ink to Snow, and now he’s ready for her to wake him up with her kiss.
That’s right; it’s not gonna be that easy. Since they’re not really there she can’t kiss him. So basically he’s fucked until she gets back to Storybrooke. Hands up if you didn’t see that one coming.
But Charming’s not worried because Snow will always find him and he will always find her. Yes, but they always lose each other too, Snow points out. He refuses to believe that; he tells her to have faith in them. And Snow’s heart begins to break as she realizes that she’s waking up, and I need another tissue.
“I love you!” “I love you!”
I love this fucking show!!!!
Henry is standing over Charming, waiting for him to wake up, and getting more and more impatient as time ticks by. Regina tells him they’re probably just catching up, but Henry can tell that something’s gone wrong. Regina and Rumpy know it too; they give each other a look that says they both know he should’ve woken up by now.
Snow wakes up and fills Emma in, telling her about Charming subbing in for Henry and lamenting that he’s stuck there now until she can get back and wake his ass up. But wait, there’s more. Not only is Charming trapped in the sleeping curse, Mulan is missing, and the compass is gone too.
Damn, I didn’t know that girl trained with Fagin!
Wondering how Cora’s gonna react when she finds her hostage missing? Well, wonder no more because here she comes and let’s just say she’s not too happy to discover that Hook let her prisoner go.
Tie him up, tie him down
She thinks he’s an idiot for betraying her; doesn’t he know she will fuck him up but good? No, no, no, she’s got it all wrong; he set Aurora free to HELP her. He’s got something for her in his satchel; a surprise if you will.
Is that what I think it is?
Snow and Emma catch up with Mulan and Snow is NOT PLAYING. She will fuck a bitch up to get that compass back. Thankfully she doesn’t have to because Aurora appears and tells them about Hook setting her free.
BTW – he’s totes got the hots for you Ems
OH, FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW. Cora’s got what looks to be Aurora’s heart and it’s HER TALKING TO THEM!!!!! OH. NO.
Cora’s impressed that Hook learned how to take a heart and it looks like their plan to invade Storybrooke and wreak their havoc is back on.
I wish I had some fava beans and a little chianti.