When we last left StoryBrooke, Cora and Regina had managed to wrangled Rumpy’s dagger away from Snow by threatening her former maid and then killing the lady anyway. Also, Rumpy is suffering from a severe case of mustard poisoning, Bae is engaged, and Henry is still pissed at Emma for lying to him about his dad.
You can’t handle the truth!
Turns out he can, I guess. You’d think he’d give Emma a bit of a break, but I guess being lied to your entire life tends to make you have a lower tolerance level for lying liars. Thankfully we won’t be spending a lot of time on that in this episode because there is SO MUCH MORE to cover. So let’s get to it!
We begin in FairyLand, long ago when Cora was young and naggy with a drunken buffoon of a dad. Since he’s sloshed again, it falls to her to make sure the grain delivery gets to the castle on time. Once there a little bitch of a princess trips her for sport and Cora is PISSED and not afraid to show it.
As you might imagine, that doesn’t go over well with the royals and the King makes her apologize to the princess, threatening her livelihood telling her there are other mills out there and if she doesn’t apologize they won’t take any more flour from her.
Though I may give you a little bit of something to remember me by
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the bitchy little princess is a teenaged Eva, Snow’s mom and future saintly queen. Just proves that teenagers are HORRIBLE and should be locked away from society until they outgrow said awfulness.
Please lock yourself in a tower until you learn how to behave
In StoryBrooke, Bae and Henry have continued to bond with Bae letting Henry take the Helm of the Jolly Roger for at least part of the journey.
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway
Below deck, Rumpy is in bad shape, but Emma doesn’t want to talk about his approaching demise; she wants to know if the dagger really can make him do ANYTHING. Yup. Like kill them all? Well, yeah, that would be included n anything, wouldn’t it?
Rumpy says he’s sure Emma is now hoping he’ll bleed to death before Cora and Regina get a chance to use it, but he’s Henry’s grandfather, so no, she’s not wishing that at all.
With all that spinning straw into gold stuff I’m guessing you can buy him some nice birthday presents
Yeah Emma, maybe that’ll help distract Henry from how mad he is at you. At this point anything is worth a try.
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