Parent of the Week: RHONJ’s Caroline Manzo

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By Flipit | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 | 4:37 pm | 20 Comments
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Real Housewives of New Jersey bruiser Caroline knows how to make her children feel loved. Well, her male children at least. To hear good ole mom tell it, her penisless offspring is a fat unlovable whiner who couldn’t get anyone other than her handsome-ish brother to take her to Junior Prom. Caroline Manzo has a lot to say about everyone else’s parenting skills, but hers take the cake. So much so that it’s all her daughter eats. Congrats, Caro! 

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20 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    And yet, all her life Caroline Manzo’s had that face so is she really one to talk?

  2. 2
    Leenieva
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    My jaw literally dropped when Caroline said Lauren was Albert in a dress. That shit has lasting effects!, you dumb menopausal hag.

  3. 3
    skychickie
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    I can’t wait for the reunion so caroline can blame editing

  4. 4
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    Gee, I wonder why Lauren feels ugly and fat. I feel bad for her, but not bad enough. She needs to grab up some Breanna balls and give it all back and then some to everyone in her family. They’re a bunch of jerkoffs.

  5. 5
    taylor weaver
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Worse than that; she made it clear her daughter didn’t inherit this from her- she has always been “thin” laughing out loud.

  6. 6
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    I feel sorry for her now. All her life she was tiny

    It finally got so bad she had to get a lap band.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 22, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Well Lauren should be happy she didn’t take after her mother or else she’d be shaving half her face every morning. (Exfoliate, my ass. lol)

  8. 8
    kczar
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 5:10 am

    Caroline will probably get complications from her lap band and have it taken out. Then she’ll gain all her weight back and will look like Christopher in a dress.

  9. 9
    Iona Trailer
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Critter-fur looks like his dad but how can they not see how fat he’s getting. Albie isn’t as thin as he was either. I guess Big Gay Greg like a little cushion for the pushin.

  10. 10
    Sparkle McSnarkle Sparkle McSnarkle
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 6:37 am

    “”Caroline Manzo has a lot to say about everyone else’s parenting skills, but hers take the cake. “”

    You ain’t never lied. Caroline needs to get her big nose out of everyone else business and worry about herself and her bacon lovin’ children.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 8:33 am

    @Sarcasty–bbwaahhhaahhhaaa—good one–Damn is she regretting ever saying that !!!!

    Caro-you “want your daughter back” ? BITCH– then stop pushing her away!!!!!!!!!! Lauren’s anger comes thru quite clearly.

    Gotta say it guys– I am Team Lauren all the way as youse guys know–and I sense that she suffers from depression. Further youse guys think Caro has some issue with her fambly??? She is a middle child– well 6 of what 11???? Maybe she was compared alot and didn’t really measure up.
    hhmmmmm………I hold her responsible for letting her sons torture her daughter. We know of course that Albie’s learing disability was never was joked about.

  12. 12
    hot cawfee
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 8:35 am

    Oh and last thought– Doc Perricone handles skin care also yes??? So he would be “the go to guy” for oh say wrinkles, sagging skin, turkey wattle, cellulite etc. Yeah Caro– I am talking to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 13
    sarnasty
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 10:08 am

    In my day, girls who were too fat to get a real date took their gay best friend to prom. Hmmm….

    Real weight loss is hard earned – no quick fixes. I am looking forward to the whole family gaining back every single pound Carnie Wilson style!

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    Okay so what if Albie is gay?

    Flipit I threw up a little when I read the title and my stomach sank thinking Theresa Strasser was working here as she has a similar titled segment on Adam Carolla’s podcast.

  15. 15
    sarnasty
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    It’d be great – no more awkward pretend dates with Billy Joel’s daughter

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted May 23, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    I nominate Nene for the parent of the week. She bought her son a car with cash money but didn’t give him $20 for razor blades.

  17. 17
    Jazzy
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 9:14 am

    Caroline is such a beeyotch. I quit watching this show a while ago. Are her kids still three of the most useless people on the planet? Are the two boys still in Grandma’s craft room being “entrepreneurs”? hahaha That was a funny scene. Is the dumb one still trying to make people drink black water? So many questions, but I just can’t bring myself to watch this show to find out the answers.

  18. 18
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 24, 2012 at 9:25 am

    I would love to have a RHW reunion where all of the kids confront their mothers:

    Icky-Brianna
    Caro-Lauren
    Tre-Gia
    Kim-All of her kids
    Failor-Kennedy
    Slade-Greyson

    Then to rub it in have Kathy and her kids on to have then tell her how awesome she is.

    Oh yea that would be great TV

  19. 19
    2muchbravo
    Posted June 2, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    @Jazzy Not to defend a Manzo but I don’t think Albie dropped out of law school because he’s dumb. I think he’s got dyslexia. There’s a difference. You have to do a heck of a lot of reading and dyslexia would put one at a clear disadvantage. He may have a severe case and may not have been able to overcome the course load.

  20. 20
    NewYawka
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Saint Carolyn has all the answers for everyone else. She needs to take a good hard look in her own house. She could start by cutting the apron strings to her 3 co-dependant, adult offspring. It’s almost nauseating….no, it was nauseating when I heard that dumb ass question from Lauren to Albie at the campsite.

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