Pretty Little Liars Recap: Dead to Me

Pretty Little Liars

By SG | Wednesday, February 6, 2013 | 11:41 pm | 8 Comments
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Last week, Spencer attempted to destroy Ezria by announcing to Ezra that he had a son. Ezra retaliated by crying and leaving town. Em found out that Ali may have been pregnant when she died and that Detective Douche might have been the baby daddy.

This week we open with the girls caffinating once again and discussing Ezra and how much Aria misses him. Spencer, much like myself, is bored with the conversation and walks away while the others wonder what her deal is. These girls drink so much coffee I can only imagine how rotten their teeth must be at this point. Jason stops by and invites the girls to another burial of Ali but this time above ground in a mausoleum  Just cremate the bitch and spread her ashes over some water already. Her body must be so wretched after a year of being buried and unearthed and buried again. Jason also tells the girls that all the shit they put in Ali’s coffin is missing and the cops think whomever is in possession of the shit is who dug the body back up. Aria and Hanna have their momentos and Hanna wants to trash them but Aria can’t let go.

Mona confronts Spencer in such a beautiful passive-aggressive way that I almost shed a bitch tear. Mona knows that Spencer is on to her but she toys with her as if nothing is wrong and even threatens her with Toby before walking off. Hanna and Caleb have a boring moment about cleaning out the house Caleb was raised in. When they go to clean it out later the guy who is supposed to be Caleb’s uncle ends up kind of revealing himself as Caleb’s father. Yawn. I don’t understand why we should care about Caleb unless he was fucking Ali too and they somehow introduce him as another member of the A Team.

Aria is being a fucking creep hanging around Ezra’s apartment just hoping he shows up. The door rattles and instead of Ezra it’s his gay brother Wes who feels bad for Aria’s patheticness so he lets her stop by to water the non-existent plants in the apartment. Later they go for pizza and while walking home, Wes is confronted by his physic’s teacher’s husband who threatens to whupass. Wes wastes some good leftover pizza and hits him in the face before running off to the apartment. He explains that he tried to escape his family by failing out of prep school but ended up messing the physic’s teacher. I think, I couldn’t really understand what he was going on about. He then explains that his mom hates Aria because she was unexpected…I think it’s really because she’s jailbait and she doesn’t want her son to have to register as a sexual predator for the rest of his life. That could ruin his teaching career.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    Wait I thought that the tomb Spencer scratched up was Garrett’s mom’s…Then again I don’t remember Toby’s back story. I just know that he and Jenna were step siblings.

    Ezra’s Bro creeps me out. There is just something off with him, and I can’t put my finger on it yet.

    I kind of like the Crazy Spencer. But not this crybaby bitch that she is being.

    Hanna was on to Caleb’s “uncle” from the start. I knew he was Caleb’s dad, just from the way he looked at him.

    I think that either Cray-Cray Meredith or CC could be the lady in the red coat…

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    Um, could we keep book spoilers out of the recaps? It’s confusing for those if us who just watch the show and want to be surprised by new developments.

    I think Ezra’s brother is the father of the boy. Obviously, new likes sleeping with women who are taken.
    #thunderpoacher

  3. 3
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    Umm I never read the books! I don’t know what you are talking about. These are just my opinions. I said the same thing about Meredith in the episode she had Aria in her basement. WE saw someone in a red coat when Hanna went to her interview.

    Sorry but I don’t post spoilers.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Huh? I wasn’t talking to you. I am talking about spoilers in the recaps. This is the second time a “Courtney” has been mentioned. Let’s not get ahead of what’s on the screen and ruin it for those who don’t read the books. I watch this show for the suspense, I don’t want to anticipate new characters until they are revealed.

  5. 5
    Echo
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    The thing that bothers me about Wes is that the actor hasn’t yet learned to fully cover up his English accent. So everything sounds unnatural. He has to flatten his vowels (see Damian Lewis or Ed Westwick). You can hear the Aussie in Jenna too.

  6. 6
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Eh, sorry. I must have missed that part…

    I never read the books. But I do know that there were some posters that had come in here and spoiled things because of the books. I had read that the writers weren’t going by way of the books…

    Well shit. there goes my hope!!

  7. 7
    Nathali
    Posted February 9, 2013 at 2:28 am

    Just fyi the books are very different from the show. Caleb doesn’t even exist in the books. neither does Garret. I read the books and it just seems like a completely different series. Nothing is the same.

  8. 8
    SG SG
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 12:44 am

    I don’t consider Courtney a spoiler as she’s already out there and everyone knows who she is whether you read the books or not. Don’t worry, I don’t remember much from the books so I can’t really “spoil” anything else for you.

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