At school, Em and Spence are talking about Jenna and what a big sighted bitch she is now. Then there’s some talk about Aria seeing Lucas at the photo studio (I guess that’s where he was) and I guess that’s around the area that Hanna and Aria saw Lucas the other night. I can’t remember which episode that happened in. The first one of this season? Let’s move on, anyway. So, maybe Lucas took the photos in the graveyard, Emily asks? Spencer says that could be, but why was he pounding to get in? Spencer also lets Emily know that Garrett’s being let out of jail on some “compassion” thing to see his mom before she (possibly) dies and then Emily gets all pissed because she didn’t get to see Maya before she died. Uh-huh. Because Garrett seeing his (probably) loving mother before she dies is totally like seeing your ruthless, petty, pot-smoking, rude, obnoxious girlfriend before she bit the big one. Sure, Em. Spencer says that maybe “A” put Garrett’s mom in the hospital so that he/she could meet up with Garrett and plan some more nefarious shit. Jenna comes up and hands out some invitations for her birthday and Spencer wonders what happened to “I’m still a target and need to hide” and Jenna says she feels a lot more safe when she’s in charge.
At The Bronze, Em’s servin’ up some pipin’ hot coffee. Her boss expects her to work Jenna’s party tomorrow, but Emily had plans. I guess her boss is some kind of hard-ass, because he tells her to show up and work the party if she wants to keep her job. You know how many times a boss has said that me? Zero. Not once.
“I am going to pee in sooooo many coffees.”
Jenna has some lady named Laurel taking photos for her party and introduces her to Emily. As Emily’s leaving, she overhears Laurel talking about how she had to fire her last assistant — he was stealing supplies and then came back and demanded his negatives. Could this be Lucas? Oh, also, Lucas and Laurel: Digital cameras? Yeah, they exist. Just wanted to let you know. Nate comes in and yells about Garrett being released but Emily tells him to cool it because Garrett’s going to lose someone too and he needs to let things play out. She asks him to hang out until she’s done working. Jenna sees Nate and smiles at him. Oh geez.
Aria’s whining about Ezra to Spencer and then Ezra texts her, telling her he got an invitation to Jenna’s birthday party. Well, that sounds appropriate. Meanwhile, Spencer’s trying to hack into her mom’s email to find out when Garrett’s being released so she can be at the hospital to see who he’s “really” visiting or what his agenda is. Maybe I’m just tired, but this episode is exhausting to recap.
Paige calls the theater for Em and says that they can use the movie tickets next weekend. Wow, that is one forgiving theater. Also, should we assume that Katy Perry’s “movie” will be in release for more than a week? I don’t want to live in that world, people. Em’s trying on a clip-on tie (she has to wear it for Jenna’s party) and then Paige has to help her put it on and things get a little lesbian-y, perhaps too lesbian-y for Emily. Paige is helping Emily look for a real tie when she finds Em’s flask from the first episode. Emily tells Paige that she can have whatever’s in it because she’s done with all that. But what if there’s poison or a roofie in it?! If Paige dies, I will stop recapping. Or, rather, I’ll recap the show, but the recap will only consist of the word “poop” typed over and over again.
Laurel and Jenna part ways and then Jenna decides to get all up in Nate’s grill and compliments him on his drawing. Wow, sighted Jenna is such a slut.
“So, um . . . Is this how all black people look?”
And yes, I know Jenna was only blind for like 2 years or something, but that wouldn’t work for the sake of the joke, so just drop it.