Aria catches Spencer in the hallway and tracks her down to the bathroom where she has retreated to get away from her. Aria is so clingy, what if she had to take a number two and here she is bothering her while she’s squeezing and holding it in for dear life. Aria brings up Ezra being back and how much she needs Spencer to talk to for hours about her pedo relationship while Spence just ignores her wishing she would go away. But for real though, why would you put your purse right next to the toilet on the public bathroom floor? Girls are disgusting when it comes to the bathroom. Hang your shit up, that is what those hooks on the door are for. Em and Hanna force their way into Paige’s car who is on her way to the costume shop to track more leads about the Queen of Hearts costume. Shana, the costume shop chick, clearly has some issue with Paige but doesn’t have a chance to let on what it is as Hanna diverts her attention to the costume so Em can sneak into the iPad. She finds the receipt for the mask and emails herself before Shana can catch her. Good thing Em has such fast fingers which I’m sure Paige knows all about firsthand. Aria and Mrs. Fitz have an impromptu meeting about Wes going back to school and Aria being the cause of it and how she will always have to deal with Maggie and Malcolm being in her life. She just had to get that little dig in and Aria is so weak that she falls for it giving her some satisfaction.
Em is still bothered by Shana’s reactions to Paige and tries to project if Toby cheated and that is why Spencer and him broke up. Hanna tells her that Paige isn’t cheating and she apologizes for putting that thought into her head. Aria interuppts them to talk more about her life and problems and how Ezra is back but no one really gives a shit so she pouts until they feign interest. Aria wonders how her life came to be this complicated…Um you dated a creepy old teacher, what did you expect would happen? Wren meets up with Spencer at the coffee shop and she apologizes for using him to get at Mona but he says he deserves to be abused and that he really wanted to see her because he found out that she was now single. How come he isn’t a suspect for banging and killing Ali with his track record? It’s because he’s hot, right? Spencer, being lonely, takes the bait and they go out to dinner and end up kissing while Toby or Red Coat looks on. Later as Spence walks home she spots Red Coat and tries to follow her but looses her around a corner. Paige admits that she dated Shana briefly but that she loves Emily.