Last week Cece got chased out of town but not before revealing that Detective Dickhead and Melissa know each other and that Melissa was the one who took the picture of them on the boat in Cape May. Spencer got locked inside of her home sauna and almost sweat herself to death before Aria saved her. Ashley pulls a reverse Sydney Andrews and hits Det. Douche with her car after being threated by him to keep Hanna’s big mouth shut. Spencer finally tells Emily and Aria the truth about Toby being connected with A but Em isn’t buying it. Spencer tells her to look at the facts and that he was the only one that could have locked her in the sauna and that he is dangerous. Emily tries calling Toby later while at work to find out the truth from his mouth and then realizes that she has a key to his apartment. She recruits Hanna to look for clues but Hanna is fucking useless and watches tv instead. Em looks through a book and finds a parking pass for E. Lamb which is the fake name that Toby used at Radley. Hanna suggests speaking to Toby’s parents to find out where he is but considering they don’t even give a shit about their blind daughter they probably won’t be much help. This has to be the best acting Shay has ever displayed because she did more than her usual “confused” face…I could actually tell that she was annoyed with Hanna and then sad that Toby could be part of the A Team. Kudos girl only took you 2 years.
Ashley warns Hanna not to tell her friends what is going on until they figure out the truth. I’m glad someone realizes that Hanna can’t keep a secret to save her life. Aria walks in on Malcolm and Ezra playing with trains and Aria is clearly pissed because she didn’t expect Malcolm to be there. She learns that Malcolm will be hanging around while Maggie attempts to find a job and eventually a place in Rosewood and Aria assumes that means she is also moving into the studio apartment. Ezra brushes off her insecurity and then tries to push bonding time onto Aria who is less than thrilled with the idea of hanging out with her boyfriend’s son. Hey, teenagers are having kids too so just be thankful he’s not a crying toddler. You got in at a good age. Maggie walks in on playtime and tries to push Malcolm onto Ezra so she can go to a job interview but he is too busy tutoring at the time so Aria volunteers. That’s what kids her age do anyway. Benefits of dating a teenager means you get a free babysitter. Aria goes home to get some toys for Malcolm and lies to her mom about why she has the toys as if her mother really cared.