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Spencer is waken up by a knock on the door and discovers a funeral wreath with a note that reads her loose lips will cause someone to die. In this instance her loose lips are downstairs and not on her face. Spencer tells the other girls about the note and wreath at the coffee shop when Mona stops by causing Spencer to threaten her to leave her friends alone. Mona passively tells her to watch out and then stares at Emily before leaving. Em tries to find Toby’s parents who clearly are not living at the house because mail and newspapers have been piling up on the front porch. Some random creep drives up and awkwardly stands in front of Toby’s house before telling Em that he is a co-worker finishing up a job for Toby. Spencer is staring at the sash on the wreath when she gets a brain flash and sprints to Emily’s house where she warns her that she is going to be hurt by Mona because the only letters on the sash that aren’t shiny are the E and M. Emily is too concerned with swimming and brushes Spencer off. She probably just wanted to get away from the crazy for a little bit because Spencer is definitely losing her damn mind and she looks like she hasn’t showered in a few weeks so she likely smells. Emily later hangs out with her mom at the police station as a ploy to look up information on E. Lamb. She gets close to seeing a picture of him but the police station is on dial-up and the picture never loads properly. She eventually receives a text from Toby telling her that he will meet up with her.
Ashley plays phone tag with Hanna and ends up spotting Det. Douchebag standing in front of the pizza shop but is almost hit with a car before reaching him. Aria and Hanna are discussing Maggie and Ezria while Malcolm stares at an iPhone like every other child in the world. Neither of them really pay attention to him like normal babysitters. Hanna spots Wilden’s car outside because all cop cars honk the same way and rushes off to find her mom. Aria goes to search for juice boxes when Malcolm starts jumping on the bed and ends up falling off for some reason. How a kid falls off a bed where 2 of the 4 sides are against a wall is beyond me but it might have to do with the fact that he needs a friggin hair cut. Aria and Fitz are arguing at the hospital because Aria doesn’t know how to be a parent and wasn’t watching Malcolm every second she was with him. Of course she is a shitty babysitter, she doesn’t even give a shit about her own little brother so why would she care about Ezra’s seed? Maggie comes rushing in and ignores Aria’s apologies while questioning Ezra on what happened. A nurse then adds salt to the wound by closing the curtain on Aria since she isn’t immediate family. Later she confesses to her mom what is going on and instead of being encouraging, Ella tells her to basically quit Ezria and be herself for awhile. She tries to say that being a parent means giving up everything for the good of the child but um WHERE THE FUCK IS MIKE THEN? She doesn’t have any room to speak on good parenting when she doesn’t even know where one of her kids is and the other is dating a pedophile.