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Friday, March 1, 2013
12:47 am
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Tagged: A Lair, a team, ABC Family, Alison DiLaurentis, Aria is a shitty babysitter, Aria Montgomery, Ashley Marin, Cape May, CeCe Drake, Coffee Shop, Courtney DiLaurentis, Detective Dickhead, Ella is a terrible parent, Emily Fields, Ezra replaced you, hanna marin, Malcolm and Maggie, Mike is Dead, Mike is still Missing, Mona Vanderwaal, Out of Sight Out of Mind, pretty little liars, Red Coat, Rosewood High, spencer hastings, Stupid tattoos, toby cavanaugh, Toby's Dead maybe, Where is Mike Anyway?
Spencer is waken up by a knock on the door and discovers a funeral wreath with a note that reads her loose lips will cause someone to die. In this instance her loose lips are downstairs and not on her face. Spencer tells the other girls about the note and wreath at the coffee shop when Mona stops by causing Spencer to threaten her to leave her friends alone. Mona passively tells her to watch out and then stares at Emily before leaving. Em tries to find Toby’s parents who clearly are not living at the house because mail and newspapers have been piling up on the front porch. Some random creep drives up and awkwardly stands in front of Toby’s house before telling Em that he is a co-worker finishing up a job for Toby. Spencer is staring at the sash on the wreath when she gets a brain flash and sprints to Emily’s house where she warns her that she is going to be hurt by Mona because the only letters on the sash that aren’t shiny are the E and M. Emily is too concerned with swimming and brushes Spencer off. She probably just wanted to get away from the crazy for a little bit because Spencer is definitely losing her damn mind and she looks like she hasn’t showered in a few weeks so she likely smells. Emily later hangs out with her mom at the police station as a ploy to look up information on E. Lamb. She gets close to seeing a picture of him but the police station is on dial-up and the picture never loads properly. She eventually receives a text from Toby telling her that he will meet up with her.
Ashley plays phone tag with Hanna and ends up spotting Det. Douchebag standing in front of the pizza shop but is almost hit with a car before reaching him. Aria and Hanna are discussing Maggie and Ezria while Malcolm stares at an iPhone like every other child in the world. Neither of them really pay attention to him like normal babysitters. Hanna spots Wilden’s car outside because all cop cars honk the same way and rushes off to find her mom. Aria goes to search for juice boxes when Malcolm starts jumping on the bed and ends up falling off for some reason. How a kid falls off a bed where 2 of the 4 sides are against a wall is beyond me but it might have to do with the fact that he needs a friggin hair cut. Aria and Fitz are arguing at the hospital because Aria doesn’t know how to be a parent and wasn’t watching Malcolm every second she was with him. Of course she is a shitty babysitter, she doesn’t even give a shit about her own little brother so why would she care about Ezra’s seed? Maggie comes rushing in and ignores Aria’s apologies while questioning Ezra on what happened. A nurse then adds salt to the wound by closing the curtain on Aria since she isn’t immediate family. Later she confesses to her mom what is going on and instead of being encouraging, Ella tells her to basically quit Ezria and be herself for awhile. She tries to say that being a parent means giving up everything for the good of the child but um WHERE THE FUCK IS MIKE THEN? She doesn’t have any room to speak on good parenting when she doesn’t even know where one of her kids is and the other is dating a pedophile.
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Toby’s definitely alive. The only identification was Spencer looking at his tramp stamp, she didn’t even open the helmet visor. These girls have a long way to go before they band together to form CSI Rosewood.
Also, Troian is so pretty it’s honestly distracting.
Not only does Aria’s mother seem to not care where her son is, she doesn’t seem to remember that she even has a son! And I seriously doubt that the body in the woods was Toby’s–it was dark, didn’t see the face, and it wouldn’t be that hard to fake a tat if it’s only gonna be seen in dark woods at night. I’ve tried all season to tell myself that this show hasn’t really jumped the shark, but after this episode, and all the characters showing that they’re dumb as a box of rocks, I can’t deny it anymore. This show has jumped an entire school of sharks.
All season I thought that Toby was going to die. I would have been convinced that the body was his, but when the stupid hashtag #tobyisdead appeared on my television, I no longer think he is dead and think he will probably make a triumphant finale return.
Okay this episode just got on my last nerve. Are we really to believe that these girls are THAT STUPID?!?!? It’s hard to digest.
Also, didn’t ezra tell aria that they hadn’t yet told Malcolm he was his father? When the nurse booted aria and said “family only ” I was waiting for that poor kid to jump out of bed and yell “WAIT?!?!? WHAT?????”.
Next week better blow me away or I may have to quit this ridiculous show.
Yeah, I’m with everyone else – either that was Toby but he wasn’t dead or it was some other dead person. Why is Spencer so stupid that she didn’t question it? And seriously, that tape seemed to clear Hanna’s mom. Where is Spencer’s family and why don’t any of them care that she’s missing? Why is Emily so reluctant to think bad of Toby. Literally the last guy she trusted tried to murder her and her girlfriend. Ugh, this show.
Hmm It is possible that Toby isn’t dead, and that is actually Weldon. I mean, come on Ashley did run his ass over! Mona doesn’t look like the type that could drag a body that far, but she is the type that would park a car in the garage at Hanna’s and leave the video on repeat.
Seriously what is up with the Random dudes knowing who Em is, and she is all “oh ok, you know this person, you are cool” Damn and I thought Hanna was the dumb one!
If Spencer’s parents are out of town the sure on one is going to notice she is gone. Do you really think that Melissa gives a frick? I bet it was Melissa that brought Spencer her tray of food at Radley. We all know that Melissa can come and go as she pleases in that place.
Does anyone know if this show got picked up for another season? Cause this shit is getting stupid.
@thisbuggs4u Yes, the show got picked up for season four. I Marlene King just tweeted the other day about writing the premier episode and that we “wouldn’t believe what was happening”. I agree with you though that everything that’s going on gets less and less realistic and more and more stupid. Not that it was very realistic in the first place…
I’m pretty sure the cop car’s windows were closed, that is why it took so long to sink. At least one was. These girls are all so stupid. How are they all still alive?
@crazy, I honestly think the only reason they are still alive was because Toby was somehow keeping them safe, or Jason. I mean we all know that if Em would have been in that elevator she would have been hurt…But really Hanna has been that only one that ended up in the actual hospital and not the Crazy shack like Spencer. But you know I kind of like “off her rocker” Spencer and not Miss know-it-all Spencer.
Malcolm is the worst. He’s not 2, he could have fallen off the bed in the amount of time it takes Aria to pee. Not her fault he got a brush burn that needed stitches. He should go hang out with Mike.
What if Aria & Hannah just pulled an Aunt Rosie Larsen & sunk the car with someone in the trunk?
Aunt Rosie Larsen knew someone was in the trunk, she just didnt know it was her niece.