Pretty Little Liars Recap: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

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By SG | Friday, March 1, 2013 | 12:47 am | 11 Comments
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Mona is counting stacks of cash at the coffee shop when she gets a call to meet with someone and runs off with Spencer following behind her. Spencer you can’t exactly stalk someone when they can smell your non-bathed ass a mile away. They end up in the woods where Spencer finds a body laying on the ground by a motorcycle that we are to believe is Toby because his shitty jail tattoo is exposed. Spencer never gets the chance to check for vitals as Mona runs by yelling “He’s Dead!” with Spencer chasing after her. You mean to tell me Spence ran a 10k like a month ago but can’t catch up to Mona who doesn’t work out at all? Spencer breaks down crying in the middle of a clearing overwhelmed by what could possibly be a dead Toby but since she didn’t check his face or vitals, we can only assume he’s Toby and dead. Later a hiker finds her wandering around and she gets sent to Radley…I get that she didn’t have ID on her but Rosewood is fucking small and these people have no idea who she is? They didn’t take her to the police station to question her at all? I didn’t think you could commit what is clearly a teenager without some sort of consent from the parents.

Hanna arrives home and hears a car honking in her garage where she finds Detective Dickhead’s car. Now a logical person would call the cops and not touch anything but Hanna isn’t logical so she opens the door and watches the video of her mom hitting Wilden. So you have the video that kind of proves your mom felt she was in danger and you don’t think to record this shit? Nope, instead Hanna recruits Aria to push Wilden’s car into a lake thus drowning all evidence. Water doesn’t wash away fingerprints and these dummies have their prints all over the truck of the car now. Hanna arrives back home to find her mom who is convinced that she saw Wilden earlier and that everything is okay because if he wanted to do something or was hurt, they would have been notified of it. Um, they locked Spencer in a mental ward and no one knows where she is, Mike has been missing for god knows how long…I doubt someone will remember to find you to tell you about Wilden’s status.

 

Emily arrives outside a warehouse where Toby has instructed her to meet him alone. She waits for a few hours and when he doesn’t show she starts up her car to leave but sees Red Coat walking around and decides to follow her. She finds the creepy dude from before who now mysteriously knows her name despite her never telling him. Instead of you know, questioning him a little more, she just walks away to find a red package in her car and her window smashed. A is such a dick, she could have just placed that envelope on the windshield. Inside the package is a funeral notice for Toby and a note in a coffin reading that he is no more. Em, Hanna and Spencer discuss pushing Wilden’s car into the water and Emily scolds Aria for not stopping Hanna’s stupid idea. They all believe that Wilden may be alive and now part of the A Team and that Toby could be pulling a Tupac and laying low because he was really trying to help them the entire time. These girls are so stupid sometimes. The episode ends with a fisherman fishing out the police hat from Wilden’s car…you know the one that Hanna pushed into the water with the windows down. The car that she didn’t check for clues and never bothered to open the trunk.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    Echo
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 7:06 am

    Toby’s definitely alive. The only identification was Spencer looking at his tramp stamp, she didn’t even open the helmet visor. These girls have a long way to go before they band together to form CSI Rosewood.

    Also, Troian is so pretty it’s honestly distracting.

  2. 2
    ChaCha
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 7:46 am

    Not only does Aria’s mother seem to not care where her son is, she doesn’t seem to remember that she even has a son! And I seriously doubt that the body in the woods was Toby’s–it was dark, didn’t see the face, and it wouldn’t be that hard to fake a tat if it’s only gonna be seen in dark woods at night. I’ve tried all season to tell myself that this show hasn’t really jumped the shark, but after this episode, and all the characters showing that they’re dumb as a box of rocks, I can’t deny it anymore. This show has jumped an entire school of sharks.

  3. 3
    DM
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 8:13 am

    All season I thought that Toby was going to die. I would have been convinced that the body was his, but when the stupid hashtag #tobyisdead appeared on my television, I no longer think he is dead and think he will probably make a triumphant finale return.

  4. 4
    Realitytvjunkie
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 8:23 am

    Okay this episode just got on my last nerve. Are we really to believe that these girls are THAT STUPID?!?!? It’s hard to digest.

    Also, didn’t ezra tell aria that they hadn’t yet told Malcolm he was his father? When the nurse booted aria and said “family only ” I was waiting for that poor kid to jump out of bed and yell “WAIT?!?!? WHAT?????”.

    Next week better blow me away or I may have to quit this ridiculous show.

  5. 5
    Liz
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    Yeah, I’m with everyone else – either that was Toby but he wasn’t dead or it was some other dead person. Why is Spencer so stupid that she didn’t question it? And seriously, that tape seemed to clear Hanna’s mom. Where is Spencer’s family and why don’t any of them care that she’s missing? Why is Emily so reluctant to think bad of Toby. Literally the last guy she trusted tried to murder her and her girlfriend. Ugh, this show.

  6. 6
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    Hmm It is possible that Toby isn’t dead, and that is actually Weldon. I mean, come on Ashley did run his ass over! Mona doesn’t look like the type that could drag a body that far, but she is the type that would park a car in the garage at Hanna’s and leave the video on repeat.

    Seriously what is up with the Random dudes knowing who Em is, and she is all “oh ok, you know this person, you are cool” Damn and I thought Hanna was the dumb one!

    If Spencer’s parents are out of town the sure on one is going to notice she is gone. Do you really think that Melissa gives a frick? I bet it was Melissa that brought Spencer her tray of food at Radley. We all know that Melissa can come and go as she pleases in that place.

    Does anyone know if this show got picked up for another season? Cause this shit is getting stupid.

  7. 7
    Hayley
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    @thisbuggs4u Yes, the show got picked up for season four. I Marlene King just tweeted the other day about writing the premier episode and that we “wouldn’t believe what was happening”. I agree with you though that everything that’s going on gets less and less realistic and more and more stupid. Not that it was very realistic in the first place…

  8. 8
    CrazyTrain
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    I’m pretty sure the cop car’s windows were closed, that is why it took so long to sink. At least one was. These girls are all so stupid. How are they all still alive?

  9. 9
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    @crazy, I honestly think the only reason they are still alive was because Toby was somehow keeping them safe, or Jason. I mean we all know that if Em would have been in that elevator she would have been hurt…But really Hanna has been that only one that ended up in the actual hospital and not the Crazy shack like Spencer. But you know I kind of like “off her rocker” Spencer and not Miss know-it-all Spencer.

  10. 10
    emerthorne
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 8:44 am

    Malcolm is the worst. He’s not 2, he could have fallen off the bed in the amount of time it takes Aria to pee. Not her fault he got a brush burn that needed stitches. He should go hang out with Mike.

    What if Aria & Hannah just pulled an Aunt Rosie Larsen & sunk the car with someone in the trunk?

  11. 11
    anlek
    Posted May 11, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Aunt Rosie Larsen knew someone was in the trunk, she just didnt know it was her niece.

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