Pretty Little Liars Recap: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno


Em gives the notebook over to her mom/Detective Dickhead which is the first smart thing the girls have done…until Em spots a random ass picture of Det. Dick who also happened to be in Cape May. They just can’t win, can they? So if he turns out to be the impregnator…he can now easily destroy the evidence linking him to it. Spencer is in her car trying to make herself look decent with some makeup finally before meeting with a man she has hired to track down where the A key belongs. She gives him a ripped picture of Toby and tells him to follow the Yellow Brick Toby…I don’t get why she couldn’t do that shit herself and since A knows everything you would think that Toby already knows about this guy. The episode ends with Fitz leaving town and possibly breaking up with Aria..I couldn’t tell through all of his manly tears. Presumably Alison or Random Blonde in a Red Coat is in then seen in the Lair burning bobble-head Hanna’s face with a blow torch.

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    Liz
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 9:20 am

    I just have to say – I DIED when Emily’s mom came standing in her doorway holding a package. I am happy to have you recapping SG! But, I did think of Hypno and what a kick he’d get out of that when it happened.

  2. 2
    ChaCha
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 11:23 am

    “What kind of gay bar only has a bunch of lipstick lesbos in it because I’ve never seen that happen in real life.” Exactly what I thought of the scene–not one butch dyke???? It was definitely a straight man’s wet dream.

    And I’m betting on Mike dancing around while pretending he’s Buffalo Bill.

  3. 3
    keebler elf
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 11:43 am

    LOL @liz i thought the same thing!

  4. 4
    motown
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 11:52 am

    The first thing I thought when I saw Toby in the damn doorag was, “I can’t WAIT for SG to rip him to shreds for this.” Seriously? I also fell off the couch laughing at it.

  5. 5
    DM
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Forget the doorag, I’m wondering why Toby thinks it was a good idea to run around shirtless in an all male correctional facility.

  6. 6
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    Wait, last week I thought they said that it was Mikes week with Ella…

    I laughed to when Em’s mom was standing in the door holding a box. That is all she did in the first two seasons…

    Hmm, here is my take on Weldon-aka Detective Dickhead-Ali seems like she was the “slutty” girl, all talk, no action…I bet she tried that on him, but actually had sex with him. He was probably on vacation and saw it as a fling. He found out how old she was later on. Probably threatened her with something stupid…then she ends up dead. IDK though.

    I also thought that Toby was in Juvie. But maybe I heard wrong. I am also kind of liking this new side of Spencer…

    Could it be that the chick Paige was with, was the person that put the brain in Mona’s locker and not Caleb?

    Finally Ezra is out. Never really liked him. Thought they were gross together. Speaking of “what happened to”, where the hell is Holden?

  7. 7
    nikki
    Posted January 31, 2013 at 6:41 pm

    Why would ‘A’ go to all the trouble of making his/her own set of Liar bobble heads (presumably they don’t sell those in stores?) Just to then ruin them with a blowtorch???

  8. 8
    Lizbot
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 7:18 am

    I stopped watching this show ages ago, but I’m still reading the recaps. Just commenting to say that I cheered a silent cheer when I read about the death of Ezria! Although, those writers are kind of sadistic, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Ezria was resurrected in some shape or form in the near future.

  9. 9
    Pillania Pillania
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 6:07 am

    Is the actress who plays Aria pregnant? She’s spent the last few episode in giant sweats and bundled up in blankets. Just wondering.

    Toby’s do-rag and the fact that his cell was nicer than my freshman year accommodations seemed like opposing ideals.

    Back to reading..

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