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Spencer and Toby finish their run which gives Toby the chance to show off the reason why paper bags were invented for sex. Spencer can’t get over Jason so when she sees him she takes the chance to warn him about Mona and how dangerous she can be. He brushes her off as he is clearly working on the A Team and says that he likes to give people chances despite what others think. Toby meanwhile is in the background desperate for Jason to notice the abs he has been working on. Hanna, Aria and Emily are discussing the baby basket and when Hanna asks where it is Aria tells her that she trashed it and then asks her if she wanted the jelly beans. Hanna smacks Aria in the face for making a fat joke…she doesn’t really but how awesome would that have been? It’s how I would have reacted. Emily agrees that Mona must be up to something because she finally realizes that coincidences don’t happen often in this group. Caleb walks in with some a transcript of Mona’s meeting with the principal which proves that she lied to Hanna about dreading being back at school since it states that she begged to be let back in. Emily realizes that she’s at work and dismisses herself to make lattes which prompts Caleb to grab her and beg for free food. I guess he’s still in homeless mode. Hanna and Aria discuss Aria coming clean about Ezra’s fatherhood and how being without a father can affect his life…which she says while staring at Caleb.
Spencer and Toby are trying to get some sexy times in the hot tub but Spencer can’t get her mind off of Mona and Jason who she deems being alone with no one in his corner. Someone is clearly sneaking around which pisses off Toby who is just trying to get some ass. He tries to calm Spencer down with a back rub but the cock blocker in the woods scares her off and she retreats inside while Toby finishes himself off in the hot tub alone. Aria is in her room being creepy when Byron walks in to scold her about her behavior with Meredith and how she can’t drop the class because she needs it to graduate. Aria then tries to question her father about Ali by asking how he felt about her as a person which causes Byron to raise his suspicions that Aria is on to him.
Hanna and Granny Marin are watching an “It Gets Better” video that Mona made which you can watch online, the link is at the bottom of this article. Granny decides that this video is the best argument against human cloning and goes off to write a letter to her state representative or bake cookies or whatever grannies do. Lucas knocks at the back door which is a change since everyone else just walks right the fuck in. Hanna grills him over Mona but all he can say is that he had a skateboarding accident and drops off the rest of the cash that he owes Caleb. Hanna asks if Mona has something on Lucas and he looks like he is about to shit his pants when she basically asks if he was the one that got stabbed. Lucas tells her that Mona had been sneaking out for a very long time and that is all he can say and then Hanna tells him that she misses him. What exactly does she miss? A puppy dog that drools on her every word because as soon as Caleb showed interest she forgot all about poor sweet Lucas.