Pretty Little Liars Recap: She’s Better Now


Spencer and Toby finish their run which gives Toby the chance to show off the reason why paper bags were invented for sex. Spencer can’t get over Jason so when she sees him she takes the chance to warn him about Mona and how dangerous she can be. He brushes her off as he is clearly working on the A Team and says that he likes to give people chances despite what others think. Toby meanwhile is in the background desperate for Jason to notice the abs he has been working on. Hanna, Aria and Emily are discussing the baby basket and when Hanna asks where it is Aria tells her that she trashed it and then asks her if she wanted the jelly beans. Hanna smacks Aria in the face for making a fat joke…she doesn’t really but how awesome would that have been? It’s how I would have reacted. Emily agrees that Mona must be up to something because she finally realizes that coincidences don’t happen often in this group. Caleb walks in with some a transcript of Mona’s meeting with the principal which proves that she lied to Hanna about dreading being back at school since it states that she begged to be let back in. Emily realizes that she’s at work and dismisses herself to make lattes which prompts Caleb to grab her and beg for free food. I guess he’s still in homeless mode. Hanna and Aria discuss Aria coming clean about Ezra’s fatherhood and how being without a father can affect his life…which she says while staring at Caleb.

Spencer and Toby are trying to get some sexy times in the hot tub but Spencer can’t get her mind off of Mona and Jason who she deems being alone with no one in his corner. Someone is clearly sneaking around which pisses off Toby who is just trying to get some ass. He tries to calm Spencer down with a back rub but the cock blocker in the woods scares her off and she retreats inside while Toby finishes himself off in the hot tub alone. Aria is in her room being creepy when Byron walks in to scold her about her behavior with Meredith and how she can’t drop the class because she needs it to graduate. Aria then tries to question her father about Ali by asking how he felt about her as a person which causes Byron to raise his suspicions that Aria is on to him.

Hanna and Granny Marin are watching an “It Gets Better” video that Mona made which you can watch online, the link is at the bottom of this article. Granny decides that this video is the best argument against human cloning and goes off to write a letter to her state representative or bake cookies or whatever grannies do. Lucas knocks at the back door which is a change since everyone else just walks right the fuck in. Hanna grills him over Mona but all he can say is that he had a skateboarding accident and drops off the rest of the cash that he owes Caleb. Hanna asks if Mona has something on Lucas  and he looks like he is about to shit his pants when she basically asks if he was the one that got stabbed. Lucas tells her that Mona had been sneaking out for a very long time and that is all he can say and then Hanna tells him that she misses him. What exactly does she miss? A puppy dog that drools on her every word because as soon as Caleb showed interest she forgot all about poor sweet Lucas.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Yay SG is back!! Ok I am going to admit this, then run and hide behind the couch, cause I know I am going to catch flack for this…..But I watch Switched at Birth. I actually like the show. I also like The Lying Game…I am to “old” for these shows, but I do like them

    Onto the episode. Meh. I think that Jason is the red herring. Aria did stab someone, but you would think that a stab wound would either be in the hand or in the leg. Lucas and his limp would make sense because it looked like Toby hit him with the car, but if he were trying to push a box out of a train…and it kind of sounded like Lucas when the person said “ouch”.

    The parents on this show are dumb as rocks!! Ali was a straight up bitch when she was alive…I still don’t think she is dead…somehow.

    And I am going to go with, Melissa is the one that was sneaking Mona in and out of Radley. We saw her looking into Mona’s room at the end of the Halloween episode.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 4:37 am

    buggs…I watch The Lying Game also. I need to watch the first episode again because I was so confused because it had been so long since the last episode.

    On to read the recap….

  3. 3
    Pinky Dinky
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 7:18 am

    You would think they would stop going to school/community events. Something bad always happens at one of these things!

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 9:52 am

    @Pinky that’s why Emily’s dad was smart enough to try and keep her in the house…

  5. 5
    ChaCha
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    I think Lucas has been part of the A team, but is having second thoughts and feeling conflicted now. Perhaps his participation was something that he was gradually drawn into and realizing what it is all about has him regretting it. Can you tell that I think Lucas is really a sweet kid in over his head? :-D

  6. 6
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 12, 2013 at 10:26 am

    ChaCha-I have been thinking that for some time now…I mean, he had Hanna out in the middle of the lake in a canoe. Then we didn’t see him for a while. When she was hit by that car and broke her leg, he was just kind of in her room when she woke up a few times.

    I bet he is the one that leaves all the notes for them. You know like the gift basket left on Ezra’s doorstep. The “I see you” on the back of Ezra’s car when they were making out in the woods.

    I also really want to know who’s hand we saw at the end of the Halloween episode. **now if you have read the books and already know, keep it to yourself!! I don’t want any spoilers!!**

  7. 7
    XxinnocentexX
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 8:12 am

    ThisBuggs4u, I only got so far in the books (up to them finding out Mona was the first A), but the show doesn’t seem to follow the books at all (except for that). In the books, Mona actually died during her encounter with Spencer in the woods.

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 13, 2013 at 11:03 am

    I read last night on one of the gossip sites, that Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale are in consideration for Ana Steele in the Fifty Shades movie…I am not sure how I feel about that! I don’t see innocent when I see these two ladies on my screen.

  9. 9
    Anne
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 11:30 am

    SG, I love you and all but where is Hypnotoad? Is he dead :(

  10. 10
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 11:45 am

    Anne, Hypno moved, and said he was going to be taking some time off.

  11. 11
    SG SG
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    thisbuggs4u….Switched at Birth? I’m judging you so hard right now. In all honesty I have never watched it because I’m pretty sure I would laugh inappropriately and I don’t need anymore bad karma.

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