Pretty Little Liars Recap: Stolen Kisses

You mean the password wasn’t EmilyIs#1?

Hey Gasmii! Last week Aria and Hanna talked with Mona who gave them the website for Maya’s sexcapdes while Spencer helped Jason get out of a hit and run by driving off in his car. This week the girls are still trying to figure out how to access Maya’s webpage that is blocked by a password. Hanna tries to convince the girl’s that Mona is trying to help them while Spencer is still skeptical of her motives. Spencer can be smart when she wants to be but I still think she is pretty stupid. I think we were all fooled into believing she was the brains because Aria, Hanna and Emily weren’t much in that department either. Emily tries to figure out the password but is unable and realizes she didn’t know Maya as well as she thought she did.

 She seriously almost tripped on those awful shoes

Aria is in her room getting ready when her dad knocks on the door reminding us that her brother is still alive and has a game that night so he needs Aria to start the salad. Then he drops the bomb that his girlfriend Meredith will be working at Rosewood alongside Aria and Ella. Aria is obviously pissed but she can’t do anything about it and Byron agrees to tell Ella about Meredith working at Rosewood. Emily and Nate meet at the boathouse where Maya and Emily used to hang out and she confesses they used to make origami boats with candles at night. Nate says he and Maya used to do the same but with balloons and that Maya loved the elements (especially earth aka grass aka weed). Nate tells Emily that Jenna cancelled on him and then he flips and says he understands what it is like to want to kill someone because he wants Garrett dead. He backtracks and says he wouldn’t want Emily to be afraid of him and she says that she is not.

Even she thought her shoes were awful

Aria arrives at Ezra’s apartment and finally meets his mother who is decked to the 9′s in rich old woman luxury. She reveals that her name is Diane Fitzgerald and that she is excited to finally meet the girl with the lyrical name that Ezra has kept away from her. She invites them to a museum which Aria agrees to and when she tries to further speak over coffee, Ezra cockblocks and says they already have plans for the day. Diane leaves and Ezra confesses that he lied about when they started dating and that it is not the first time he has lied to his mother. These little nuggets always make me wonder if it’s a red herring or just bad script writing. Should we remember that Ezra is a liar?

Toby grew balls.