Pretty Little Liars Recap: Stolen Kisses

Emily and Paige are running when Emily and her glass cutting nips decide that it is time to speak to Paige about Flaskgate. Emily confesses that there was something in her flask and she didn’t put it in there and doesn’t know who did. She states that she believes it was put in the night that Ali’s body was dug up and that she can’t remember anything from that night. Paige bombs that Emily went to Paige’s house around 11 that night and that she kissed Paige who believed that Emily was dead. Paige apologizes for not saying anything sooner but she felt awful about getting greedy and taking advantage of a drunk Emily who turns her back on Paige. Paige walks off while Emily makes her same emotion face in the woods.

Does “greedy” mean you tried to cop a feel?

Aria and Spencer are reviewing the files and find out that Maya was killed in Emily’s backyard and her trachea was crushed. Maya was found without any personal property so if she had a purse, it was taken that night. They also see a witness named Bart Comstock who Spencer’s mom wants to break so she can free Garrett. Aria agrees to visit Bart on her way home to find out what he knows and so she can damage the case against Garrett by tampering with the witness. Seriously, are they for Garrett being in jail or against because I can never tell with these twits. Do we even know what their ultimate goal is at this point?

What’s this big word mean?

Caleb comes over and he and Spencer flirt while trying to figure out the password. Spencer points out the new expensive car, clothing and computer Caleb has and he says his mom just wanted to treat him to some new things. They finally figure out the password and realize that the website is really Maya’s and that it isn’t a sex website but a personal online journal chronicling Maya’s life. She sure had a lot of free time because it’s full of pictures and videos. Aria talks to Bart who says that he remembered seeing Maya get into a cop car the night that she was murdered. Aria relays the information to Spencer who tells Aria about cracking the website.

Dang Spencer gets around…this is like the 5th dude.

Aria and Ezra are at the museum when he reveals that his grandparents are very wealthy and that the art in the museum used to be showcased in his grandparent’s house like your $5 Ikea prints. Aria isn’t upset that he lied about coming from wealth and that he never talked about his family but says that he needs to make it up to her for all the ramen noodles. I wouldn’t be mad finding out that the person you are dating is rich either. That means you landed a gold mine. Ezra’s mother catches up to Aria and basically tells her that not only has she ruined Ezra’s life by getting him tossed from Rosewood and Hollis but that she won’t stand by and let her do it.

Bitch means business.