Pretty Little Liars Recap: Stolen Kisses

She then tries to dig into Aria by discussing her family business like the divorce and Byron’s infidelity. Aria excuses herself but Diane tells her flat out that she will pay Aria handsomely if she leaves Ezra alone. Aria walks off and Ezra later confronts Diane who tries to play coy and says she had a lovely conversation with Aria. Ezra tells her that she isn’t fooling anyone and that she is not a generous person. Later at home, a crying Aria asks her father if she is responsible for ruining Ezra’s life and he tells her that she couldn’t harm anyone by being in their life.

Way to finally step up as a father Byron!

Emily, who hasn’t changed and likely hasn’t showered from her run, is at the boathouse when Nate shows up. She asks him if he believes that it is possible to do things without knowing why you are doing them. He tells her that people are scared of their actions in dreams but in dreams it is still them and that people are who they are. He then gives her his jacket as she is cold. She makes her way to Paige’s back yard (is she locked out or something?) where she confesses that she was drunk the night she showed up (and drugged…) but that she was lost and looking for someone and that someone was Paige. Paige can’t control her happiness and Emily grabs her face and tells her to look at her and then kisses her. They then go swim in the pool which is a relief because Paige was also in her workout gear from earlier. Like seriously, am I the only one that has to immediately shower after sweating?

I will never understand Emily’s tastes.

Hanna speaks with the board on Mona’s behalf after learning that Wren was unsuccessful in convincing them to have Mona stay. She starts off reading something she found on LMGTFY and then just speaks from her heart. She tells the board that without Mona she would be a loser or in Mona’s place and that if the roles were reversed, Mona would speak up for Hanna. She finds out that her speech was successful and she takes the opportunity to kiss Wren. So I guess her and Spencer are into swinging since Spence is trying to hook up with Caleb and now Hanna is rebounding with Wren.

It’s the accent, duh.

Hanna runs off to meet with Aria and Spencer who are viewing some of Maya’s videos for clues. They try to get Emily on the phone but she’s too busy wrestling underwater with Paige to answer. Hanna decides to view one more video and it turns out it was recorded just before Maya was picked up by the cop car. She tells the camera that it is time to face her fears and stop being so scared and then the lights of the cop car flash on her. The show ends with A receiving a large amount of money while wearing the trademark hoodie which the teller notes means that it truly is the end of summer.

So A is someone with bank. Rules out a lot of people…