Mona is a freaking chatterbox now, saying she drinks a lot of water, like a cleanse type of thing. Hanna mentions that Mona seems a lot different and Mona says that it’s the new meds.
“Also, I found out that I’m your lord and savior Jesus Christ, so there’s that.”
Whatever works, Mona. Whatever works. Mona says that her parents visit but don’t really say anything and even when she was quiet, she knew Hanna was there and it helped. Hanna’s all, Cut the crap, Girl, Interrupted — we thought that you being here was the end of all those shenanigans, but it ain’t and you know that, so how do you know that, hmmmmm? Mona’s all, You can’t trust anyone these days, not even your own family, but you’ll always have me and I’m not going to forget any of you, and by the way, “did they ever find what’s left of Alison?” Oh, suh-nap! Hanna’s a little verklempt when she leaves the room, but then she sees Lucas coming to visit! Oh, my!
Ezra runs into Ella at The Bronze and says he wants to discuss Emily. Ella says that it doesn’t concern him, but then admits that the vice-principal wants to see her because he got a note that stated that Ella was showing favoritism to some students.
“Kind of like you did that time you got to third base with my daughter.”
Ouch! Ouchies. She adds that it was about altering test scores but the note was still anonymous — no student was specifically named. Ella says that she’s going to tell the truth and then waxes on about how she thought that even though her personal life was crazy, she thought her work would be fine. Obviously, that’s not the case.
Hanna’s leaving the booby hatch when she notices Caleb standing outside, waiting for her. Caleb’s pissed that Hanna is still visiting Mona but Hanna insists that Mona is the way she used to be when they were friends — she isn’t the same Mona who went crazy and hit Hanna with her car. Caleb’s all, The f**k did you just say, Mona ran you over? Hanna: “Okay, I went OVER the car, not under it.” Hee. She tells Caleb that it’s complicated and then Lucas walks out and Hanna’s like, I saw you visiting Mona, you weirdo. Hanna asks him why he’s visiting her and he says it’s because he wants to see if she’s gone crazy pants on their asses but Hanna says that’s not the reason she’s visiting. Lucas is all, Did you ever consider that she might be faking her crazy, because it’s better than going to jail. Just something to think about. He says it’s safer for a lot of people if Mona just stays crazy and then walks away like Keyser Soze . . .
Aria and Hanna are staking out the H. Cobb situation, waiting for Jenna to show up at H. Cobb’s house or business or something. Or, rather, waiting at Jenna’s house to follow her to H. Cobb’s, I guess. That would be easier. Meanwhile, at Spencer’s house, she’s calling Melissa’s hospital, saying she’s Melissa and needs a copy of her medical records for the insurance company. Meanwhile, back at the stakeout, Aria and Hanna discuss Emily and Ella’s situations. Meanwhile, back at Spencer’s house, Spencer is all, Yeah, I was there on June 10th and had a miscarriage. But the lady on the other end is all, Yeah, we have no record of you being at the hospital. Spencer is all, Maybe I used my married name, Thomas, so look that up, beyotch.
MEANWHILE, back at the stakeout, Hanna says that she should have asked Lucas about The Black Swan. Meanwhile, the hospital lady tells “Melissa” (Spencer) that there’s no record, and if she was staying at The Hanover (like Melissa said she was — I’m guessing it’s a hotel or something), then they would have taken her to that hospital, because the other nearest one is three towns over. Curiouser and curiouser.