Spencer comes home to her mom going over Garrett’s case and junk. Veronica says that most of the evidence is circumstantial and will probably get thrown out. Spencer, still convinced Garrett is guilty, is pissed at her mom. So she unloads that she knows that Melissa didn’t go to the hospital and her mom joined her at The Hanover. She adds that Melissa left looking pregnant and came back not pregnant, so she was (wait for it, wait for it) faking her pregnancy. Which would make sense, given that when Melissa was “pregnant” her belly looked like someone stuffed a bag of athletic socks into her sweater. She asks her mom if she knew that Melissa was faking and Veronica says that she didn’t know until she got to The Hanover (although she had suspicions). Spencer asks her mom when Melissa lost her baby, but Veronica won’t tell her.
At The Bronze, Emily storms in to tell Ezra that she’s pissed about what he did, because she doesn’t need her teachers to feel sorry for her and he probably wouldn’t have done it if he wasn’t statutorily dating Aria. He says he’s not sure if that’s the case or not and he’s sorry that Emily got caught in the middle. Emily says she’s sick of being treated like she’s made out of glass. Ezra gives her another test or something and tells her to take it. I don’t know.
Mona’s lying in her bed, singing to herself. She has a good voice. She’s also holding a card — the queen of hearts, because it’s always the queen of hearts, isn’t it?
End Credits “A” Sequence: On a glass table are a few teeth, more of those bracelet letters, some ribbon, and a pair of pliers. The gloved person pours a glass of vodka, then places it in a large freezer full of ice.
And probably a dead body.
So, I guess no one blackmailed Ella. She was just being nice as well as stupid. Maybe I’m just tired and cranky, but what, exactly, is the point of this new “A?” Is he/she trying to frame the girls for digging up Alison’s body? Is that it? Because it’ll be one looooooooooonng half-season first half of season three’s two halves summer half season if that’s the case. I’m pretty meh on this season so far. See you in the comments.
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