Man…these chicks word vomit so much everyone should walk around in ponchos. She even tells her how A is framing them with pictures from the night Ali’s body was dug up. Paige receives a text from A but lies to Emily saying it is about family business. She promises to stick by Em’s side at the trial and that she will do anything to protect her. Spencer meanwhile leaves Emily a voicemail while waiting with Aria and Hanna when Hanna reveals that Paige is yo hablo sicko and not at school (no lie I speak Hanna’s version of Spanish on the daily so this made me smile). Aria decides they should go to the cops while Hanna disagrees since she has some heat on her with the blood on Ali’s bracelet. Spencer suggests they all talk with their parents and then go to the police as there is strength in numbers which Aria agrees with. The girls then receive a text from A that if they don’t stand down Emily will be hurt. Mona walks out of Radley dressed as a nurse and man is she fierce.
Tribute to Kill Bill?
Spencer thinks they should wait another hour to hear from Emily and if they don’t they should revisit telling their parents everything. Hanna can’t help but think of Emily finally getting over Maya only to get stuck with a psycho bitch like Paige and Aria remarks that Ali has been gone for two years but continues to fuck with them. A sends an email to the girls and tells them he/she wants to settle this once and for all and to meet him/her at Ali’s grave and even includes incriminating photos of the girls minus Emily at Ali’s grave the night it was dug up. Further instructions are that if they tell Emily A will pin Ali’s body on the girls and to bring Maya’s bag with them to the grave. The girls hear some noises downstairs and decide that it has to be A so they hide behind Hanna’s door while she arms herself with a pink fuzzy lamp. In comes Caleb of course and Hanna yells at him that she almost killed him and he retorts with a pink fuzzy lamp. Great line…terrible delivery. Caleb decides that he wants to go with the girls to the grave because it’s going to be dangerous.
Hanna couldn’t kill an ant with that lamp.
Hanna tricks Em into answering her phone by using someone else’s phone (random Angie who works at the coffee shop) and tells her that they are worried about her and want to make sure she is okay. Em tells her that she will be going with Nate to the Lighthouse Rock Inn and that they haven’t really been there for her. Um okay…Nate basically tries to rape you every time he sees you and you’re going away with him to an inn? Em’s mom shows up out of nowhere and tells her pretty much the same that she needs to be with family but she says she will be with Maya’s family and that she trusts Nate…Someone slap this bitch please. Hanna tells Spencer that she is actually relieved that Emily will be far away while they confront A and they agree to meet later. Spencer walks off and spots Toby who swings her around and around and around in the middle of the street which made me a little dizzy. Toby tells her that he knows who she is and that she never has to be sorry when she tries to apologize for all the secrets. So you mean to tell me the guy leaves her for a few weeks essentially breaking up with her and then returns with no warning all lovey dovey again?
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