Warning, this was one of the Worst. Episodes. Ever.
Last week Spencer and Aria played truth with Jenna and Noel and they basically admitted to fucking with them and being on the A Team. Caleb gets some brains and figures out that Hanna is dealing with a new A and decides to take matters into his own hands against Hanna’s advise. Emily and Paige are still lesbian for each other while Aria and Ezra are dealing with the past including Ezra maybe having a kid somewhere.
Seriously? They pick Hanna to read the note?
Ashley and Hanna are arranging potted plants outside when Hanna finds an old note under a pot that Maya wrote to Emily. Why it was on Hanna’s porch is beyond me. Wait didn’t Em diss Maya at a party at Hanna’s house because Maya was smoking weed the night she left? It seems so long ago and I’m too lazy to look it up. Anyway, the girls are looking over the note and realize that Maya wanted to tell Emily something the night she was murdered. Aria is cream cheesing her bagel when Ezra walks out and grabs one only to realize that Aria is likely going to be late for school. Aria confronts him wanting to know how much Ezra’s mother paid Maggie to go away. First off, why does the amount matter because you already let that ship sail away when you forgot to ask his mother who made the offer to you. Secondly, get off the dude’s nuts already about this girl because you aren’t even asking the important question of whether or not she carried through with the pregnancy. Ezra tells Aria he didn’t want to drag all his skeletons out and that she took her time with revealing Jenna and A to him. Aria says that’s different and Ezra goes to take a shower because he knows that he is right. Aria lies when it is convenient but can’t handle when Ezra doesn’t reveal everything which isn’t really a lie, it’s just holding onto the truth.
Wren > Caleb = Duh
Hanna and Emily are at the coffee shop where Hanna is analyzing Maya’s webpage for more clues with her fresh set of eyes. In walks Wren because this is apparently the only store in the town of Rosewood and he makes his way over to her. He clearly has a thing for her but Hanna blames being Spencer’s best friend and not being over Caleb for not wanting to do anything further with Wren. He tells her whenever she is ready he will be there. Are there no 20 year old women in Rosewood because the dudes are LOVING the young high schoolers. So let me get into a mini rant for a second because this is something that has seriously been bothering me. Do these girls have teleporters or is the town really that small because the next scene is Emily sitting at school with Spencer. How the hell did she get from the coffee shop, where she was apparently working, to school that quickly? Spencer is complaining about failing her classes with B’s and I can’t help but wonder if she actually attended classes then maybe she wouldn’t be failing. She also mentions that Toby is working outside the county so that we know he hasn’t died and so he can be placed on the Suspect Tracker with a viable alibi. Paige walks up and tells Emily she has to talk to the swim coach. Aria walks in on her mom having lunch with Zack and kissing. Is this appropriate during the day because what if it had been another student that caught them? Anyway, Zack walks off and Aria teases her mom a bit.
Spencer grows balls.