Pretty Little Liars Recap: Will the Circle be Unbroken?

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By SG | Friday, March 8, 2013 | 6:00 am | 11 Comments
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On the real…could these girls be any dumber? Last week Hanna told everyone about her mother hitting Wilden with her car, Aria played babysitter to Malcolm even though she doesn’t know where her own little brother is and Toby might be dead. Mona is in ear shot of the girls discussing Spencer’s disappearance which is strangely occuring on the same day the last episode ended. Or they are recycling clothing because Aria is still in her kick-ass skull shirt. Creepy Principal and Melissa question the girls on where Spencer could be but since they legitimately don’t know, they can’t provide them with answers. Melissa leaves to call the police while the girls decide to look for Spencer on their own. These dummies can’t even find Toby and no one knows where Mike is yet they expect to find Spencer?

Spencer, as we know, is locked up in Radley on a 302 and is listed as a Jane Doe. She meets an orderly named Eddie while playing cards on an empty desk. Keep this desk in mind and the fact that she’s looking directly at it. Spencer is later confronted by Dr. Sullivan and reveals that she doesn’t have amnesia but had lost her bag in the woods while running and that she believes Toby is dead because she saw “a body”. Dr. Sullivan really doesn’t believe her since she is acting so erratic and goes to rat her out to the police (about Toby) and her parents (who don’t give a shit that she’s locked up because they are in Spain or something). Hanna’s mom is searching the newspaper for more clues on Wilden’s status and then discusses going to New York for a job interview. If she gets the interview, which we know she won’t, it will involve her moving to New York and dragging Hanna along with her. Later they go to meet with Ted at the church which he has been remodeling and out of nowhere Detective Dickhead shows up…unharmed. You mean to tell me this dick got hit with a car and flew into the air..landed on his FACE…and has no scratches or bruises and isn’t even limping just a bit? He does look a little like a T-1000….

Fitz and Aria discuss finances and how having a kid basically ruins your life. Fitz wants to get back to teaching as that is what he is good at but since he ruined his life by banging a child, he might not be able to teach again. Aria takes it upon herself to talk to her father about helping Fitz find a teaching job. Um first off where the fuck is Mike? #WhereIsMikeAnyway? Secondly, where has Byron been hiding the last few weeks when all this stuff started happening and why would you go to your father who is the reason for your boyfriend getting fired? Aria gets a text that Spencer is okay and leaves. Later, Byron meets up with Ella and they don’t discuss what Mike has been up to. They are more interested in helping bridge the gap between them and Aria even though all they really need to do is parent and stop worrying about their own lives. They decide to help Fitz’s family stablize because that’s what you do for your teenage daughter whose dating a pedophile who just realized he has a child but refuses to ask his wealthy mother for help. I’m just saying she wanted in on the kid’s life and no one really uses child support for supporting a child. Byron later meets with Fitz to discuss helping him in order to clear his own concious. Start with finding your own damn son instead of helping someone elses.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    Realitytvjunkie
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 6:33 am

    Okay – how was Mona allowed in to visit Spencer but not the other liars??

    And something isn’t right with Dr Sullivan……

  2. 2
    DM
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 7:23 am

    I’ll bet my life that Wren is the “staff member” messing with the badges all as a clever way to get in Spencer/Hanna’s pants.

    Still don’t give a shit where Mike is, sorry.

  3. 3
    nikki
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:00 am

    My sister has a theory that Spencer and Mona are the same person….split personality style!

  4. 4
    Catherine
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Thank god for these recaps, my dvr always cuts off right when A is doing their closing scene, so I can always find out here what happened!

  5. 5
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    Again I kind of like Crazy Spencer!

    All along Mona wanted Spencer on her “team” I think that Toby being “dead” is just a way to get that. I mean, come on, if Detective Douche can literally walk away from being run down by Ashley, then I don’t think that the body in the woods is Toby. I thought it might be Weldon, but he is walking around…

    But I guess we shall see. Em’s mom did say in the previews that they found another body. Also in the same preview Spencer found a name tag with CeCe’s name on it…so yeah she has to be on the A team too….Just my thoughts.

    also I have been saying all along that Melissa and Wren were/are on the A team. I mean He was at Radley when Hanna went to see Mona.

    Is next Tuesday the Season finale or is that just The Lying Game? I really hate when ABC Family has all their shows go on spring break at the same damn time.

  6. 6
    ChaCha
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    No, SG, you’re not the only one who thinks Alison is a really piss poor excuse of a friend. And that just shows to go ya how stupid these girls have been all along to want to even BE friends with a sociopath like Alison. I’m glad someone was smart enuf to off her sorry ass! No loss to the rest of us for sure.

  7. 7
    Catherine
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    I was thinking the body was Jason delaurentis, wasn’t the last we saw him when he disappeared from the hospital super injured? Or maybe not, I always forget what the hell is going on with the ancillary characters.

  8. 8
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    @SG-the table Spencer was playing Solitare on was different then the table where she saw the carved out phrase. That carving was under the lamp on the bedside table. It wasn’t until E Lamb told her that her room is the same room Mona was in, did she go over and look at the table…

    Now did Mona carve it cause she knew she could break Spencer? Maybe. It is not like the other three are as smart as she is.

    Catherine, you could be right. But I am not exactly sure. I mean if Jason fell down an elevator shaft, why couldn’t A thrown on a bike helmet and some leathers and make it look like Toby. But then again Weldon was run down, and walked away clear…. But Toby apparently has a tramp stamp, so someone else would have to have the same exact tattoo in the same exact place for Spencer to think that the body was Toby.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 8:39 am

    Just PLL is the season finale I think Buggs.

    I still care about Mike SG. I need the closure!!!

    @Catherine, if you can extend your dvr to record one minute after the show ends, then you get that last part of the show.

  10. 10
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 1:05 pm

    So I just watch last nights episode of The Client List, and Detective Weldon was on the show. Yeah he was also a Detective. He was a douche on that show as well. Must be the only character this guy knows how to play.

  11. 11
    bbqgirl
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 8:51 am

    Why does no one think that it was just Toby laying there PRETENDING to be dead? Did Spencer check his pulse, or did she just assume he was a corpse?

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