On the real…could these girls be any dumber? Last week Hanna told everyone about her mother hitting Wilden with her car, Aria played babysitter to Malcolm even though she doesn’t know where her own little brother is and Toby might be dead. Mona is in ear shot of the girls discussing Spencer’s disappearance which is strangely occuring on the same day the last episode ended. Or they are recycling clothing because Aria is still in her kick-ass skull shirt. Creepy Principal and Melissa question the girls on where Spencer could be but since they legitimately don’t know, they can’t provide them with answers. Melissa leaves to call the police while the girls decide to look for Spencer on their own. These dummies can’t even find Toby and no one knows where Mike is yet they expect to find Spencer?
Spencer, as we know, is locked up in Radley on a 302 and is listed as a Jane Doe. She meets an orderly named Eddie while playing cards on an empty desk. Keep this desk in mind and the fact that she’s looking directly at it. Spencer is later confronted by Dr. Sullivan and reveals that she doesn’t have amnesia but had lost her bag in the woods while running and that she believes Toby is dead because she saw “a body”. Dr. Sullivan really doesn’t believe her since she is acting so erratic and goes to rat her out to the police (about Toby) and her parents (who don’t give a shit that she’s locked up because they are in Spain or something). Hanna’s mom is searching the newspaper for more clues on Wilden’s status and then discusses going to New York for a job interview. If she gets the interview, which we know she won’t, it will involve her moving to New York and dragging Hanna along with her. Later they go to meet with Ted at the church which he has been remodeling and out of nowhere Detective Dickhead shows up…unharmed. You mean to tell me this dick got hit with a car and flew into the air..landed on his FACE…and has no scratches or bruises and isn’t even limping just a bit? He does look a little like a T-1000….
Fitz and Aria discuss finances and how having a kid basically ruins your life. Fitz wants to get back to teaching as that is what he is good at but since he ruined his life by banging a child, he might not be able to teach again. Aria takes it upon herself to talk to her father about helping Fitz find a teaching job. Um first off where the fuck is Mike? #WhereIsMikeAnyway? Secondly, where has Byron been hiding the last few weeks when all this stuff started happening and why would you go to your father who is the reason for your boyfriend getting fired? Aria gets a text that Spencer is okay and leaves. Later, Byron meets up with Ella and they don’t discuss what Mike has been up to. They are more interested in helping bridge the gap between them and Aria even though all they really need to do is parent and stop worrying about their own lives. They decide to help Fitz’s family stablize because that’s what you do for your teenage daughter whose dating a pedophile who just realized he has a child but refuses to ask his wealthy mother for help. I’m just saying she wanted in on the kid’s life and no one really uses child support for supporting a child. Byron later meets with Fitz to discuss helping him in order to clear his own concious. Start with finding your own damn son instead of helping someone elses.