Pretty Little Liars: This is a Dark Ride

Pastor Ted and Ashley are having a little too much fun passing out candy. Is this something normal because I’m pretty sure I never stepped foot into people’s houses as a kid because that was a sign that they were going to abduct you. So I’m not sure why but Adam Lambert will play anywhere because he’s the entertainment on the train. Mona must be a huge Adam Lambert fan because she’s walked right out of Radley again using the head she painted earlier as a dummy. You would think they would actually walk into the room to ensure the lunatic was there but a good old window check is enough in Rosewood. Hanna is stupid because a masked man comes up and gropes her and she doesn’t realize it’s Caleb. Do people always randomly grope her or something to where she wouldn’t realize it was her boyfriend? Toby and Jenna are hanging around talking and Toby makes fun of Jenna’s eye sight after she asks him if he likes her costume. Jason catches up to Spencer looking like Teen Wolf and says that he was going to talk to her earlier but Garrett was there. Why does everyone want to talk to Spencer? There’s four of them and no variety. Jason then makes gay eyes at Lucas and follows him to the bathroom where a makeshift glory hole awaits.

Once again someone comes walking into the Marin household from the back gate because apparently these bitches don’t know how to operate a lock. It’s a young blonde girl who is trying her best to be creepy while asking Ashley for the phone because she is scared and needs to call her mother. Ashley tells her that there is nothing to be scared of but she doesn’t seem convinced. Back on the train, Caleb walks up to Hanna again and as she tries to kick him in the balls he reveals himself and they make out. Aria is sitting by herself when Adam Lambert comes up to her but he can’t hear because of the train so she writes her name on the foggy window. Whoever met with Mona earlier in the day is now dressed in a harlequin mask and takes the opportunity to drop the capsules into Aria’s drink. That is exactly why you cover your shit when you are at the club, just sayin’. Paige and Spencer are alone in a cabin and Paige can’t understand how she ended up with Emily…We can’t either Paige. #TeamSamara. Spencer is also walking around alone and hears Mona humming as she is grabbed by someone in the costume from last year.

Turns out Spencer was grabbed by Garrett who apologizes for not protecting Spencer. Um, is the humming significant that he’s still working with Mona? Garrett explains that on the night that Ali died he took Jenna outside after Melissa showed up in Ali’s room. They ran into Ali who taunted and pushed Jenna causing her to swing Melissa’s stick at Jenna but obviously misses as she was still blind. Garrett then fakes killing Ali with the stick to trick Jenna into thinking she was dead. He later returns to check on Ali but finds her talking to Byron who is threatening her. Spencer, being brilliant as always, tells Garrett to stop because she needs to find Aria so he can tell her to her face. No bitch, you get all the information and you tell Aria yourself. Spencer recruits Hanna but all they find is Aria’s purse and half of her name erased from the window except of course the letter A. They get a text that someone won’t make it to the end of the line and we cue to a shot of a duct taped Aria locked in a box which she knocks onto it’s side.