Aryan drew the Air Force chick, Donna Barrios, who is turning 40 and wants a glamorous gown. She is a looker too but seems like a ball busting no-nonsense gal who is going to put him through his paces. She reveals that she is self conscious of her boobs and it looks like she’s smuggling a couple of cantaloupes so good luck with that!
“Are you the guy that keeps winning but doesn’t deserve to? How do you feel about pushups?”
Deadmauth is working with the hilariously named naval officer, Lisa Dalhouse. Pronounced dollhouse. I would really love to hear her troops saluting Officer Dalhouse because it tickles me and I am 6 years old. She is heading to Vegas and wants a party dress. Based on her appearance I think she’s very girly and probably pretty easy to design for. Also she loves yellow so I think she came to the right place.
Hottie with a license to kill
Uli has the former Marine Jessica Lord who is pretty, young and girly and loves Uli’s beachy dress. Looks like we will get a flashback to Uli’s season! Jessica says she likes purple though, so I predict Uli will find a nice shade of white for her!
I hope she doesn’t mind coming in second!
So they all got pretty girls who seem low maintenance and easy to please. Cakewalk! At Mood Uli ends up with a black and white zebra print, which is just like purple! Joshua also ends up with a black and white animal print, but he plans to dye it. They all get busy and it looks like it takes Uli about five seconds to whip up a long gauzy Miami-style gown. I don’t thinks he even had to measure.
Joanna comes in and warns Aryan that designing a tube top for a big-breasted woman is not a great idea. Dear Joanna, always with bras on the mind. She doesn’t have a lot to say to Uli, since she’s on autopilot at this point. Deadmauth is putting together something very bold and Joshua gets the dramatic backstory about having a brother in the military and so being the most inspired by this challenge. That means he is either in good shape or headed home.
Inspired by Hellraiser
The models enter and Aryan is draping his in a bedsheet, DeadMauth is back to the drawing board for his top and Joshua can’t even perform a fitting he’s so far behind.
Welcome to 40! May you never feel attractive again!
The next day everyone is rushing to strap their model’s tits into their bedsheets. No wait, that’s just Aryan, the rest are in pretty good shape. DeadMauth repeatedly interviews that Aryan’s dress is uber unflattering and even hazards that Uli’s transforming gown will take the win this week. Clearly he hasn’t read the production notes. The ladies get fussed over in hair and makeup and I’m totally jealous but so glad for them. I’m hoping the service dog gets a little something and a walk on the runway too. Turns out Joshua and I think a lot alike, although he wears more makeup.
Thank God dogs can’t talk because I do not want to know what that crotch smells like
“Do you have a dog? I can just make him a matching pillowcase”