Project Runway All Stars: Fairy DragFather

Recaps

By MrsMiaWallace | Sunday, January 6, 2013 | 10:12 pm | 11 Comments
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Aryan drew the Air Force chick, Donna Barrios, who is turning 40 and wants a glamorous gown. She is a looker too but seems like a ball busting no-nonsense gal who is going to put him through his paces. She reveals that she is self conscious of her boobs and it looks like she’s smuggling a couple of cantaloupes so good luck with that!

“Are you the guy that keeps winning but doesn’t deserve to? How do you feel about pushups?”

Deadmauth is working with the hilariously named naval officer, Lisa Dalhouse. Pronounced dollhouse. I would really love to hear her troops saluting Officer Dalhouse because it tickles me and I am 6 years old. She is heading to Vegas and wants a party dress. Based on her appearance I think she’s very girly and probably pretty easy to design for. Also she loves yellow so I think she came to the right place.

Hottie with a license to kill

Uli has the former Marine Jessica Lord who is pretty, young and girly and loves Uli’s beachy dress. Looks like we will get a flashback to Uli’s season! Jessica says she likes purple though, so I predict Uli will find a nice shade of white for her!

 I hope she doesn’t mind coming in second!

So they all got pretty girls who seem low maintenance and easy to please. Cakewalk! At Mood Uli ends up with a black and white zebra print, which is just like purple! Joshua also ends up with a black and white animal print, but he plans to dye it. They all get busy and it looks like it takes Uli about five seconds to whip up a long gauzy Miami-style gown. I don’t thinks he even had to measure.

Joanna comes in and warns Aryan that designing a tube top for a big-breasted woman is not a great idea. Dear Joanna, always with bras on the mind. She doesn’t have a lot to say to Uli, since she’s on autopilot at this point. Deadmauth is putting together something very bold and Joshua gets the dramatic backstory about having a brother in the military and so being the most inspired by this challenge. That means he is either in good shape or headed home.

 Inspired by Hellraiser

The models enter and Aryan is draping his in a bedsheet, DeadMauth is back to the drawing board for his top and Joshua can’t even perform a fitting he’s so far behind.

Welcome to 40! May you never feel attractive again!

The next day everyone is rushing to strap their model’s tits into their bedsheets. No wait, that’s just Aryan, the rest are in pretty good shape. DeadMauth repeatedly interviews that Aryan’s dress is uber unflattering and even hazards that Uli’s transforming gown will take the win this week. Clearly he hasn’t read the production notes. The ladies get fussed over in hair and makeup and I’m totally jealous but so glad for them. I’m hoping the service dog gets a little something and a walk on the runway too. Turns out Joshua and I think a lot alike, although he wears more makeup.

Thank God dogs can’t talk because I do not want to know what that crotch smells like

 “Do you have a dog? I can just make him a matching pillowcase”

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    Dashley Dashley
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 1:05 am

    Oh God, the matching pillowcase line literally made me snort! Only way I could be more embarrassed was if I was wearing the dress A-R designed.

  2. 2
    Detinha
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 5:48 am

    ” Please lady, you’re very pretty and you are not fat, the Tshirt you wore on the boat was more flattering, burn this dress.” – That’s exactly what Kors would have said! Boy, I’ll miss him!

  3. 3
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 5:54 am

    I wish they would let Georgina go all out with the snark. Maybe she is going to take over for Kors. I wish she was the host of PRAS too. She can be so nasty and you can hear it bubbling inside her brain but they won’t let her.

    I pray Uli wins. She was robbed her season.

    Great recap!!

  4. 4
    badgerfreak
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 6:10 am

    I’ll say it loud and proud, I love Aryan’s designs. I will also say his look this week was a travesty to fashion. As a big boobed girl myself, I can appreciate her wanting to cover it up more than flaunt it. A certain level of boob flaunting is appropriate, but what she was rocking would have been way too much. Also, she said that right now she’s much heavier than she normally is due to an injury, so of course she doesn’t want to celebrate those curves.
    I couldn’t believe they had the balls to say, “for the first time on PR All Stars, we’re keeping everyone!” This is not new. This has been happening since about season 3 or 4. Instead of 3 people in the finale, we get 4.
    I understand your frustration MrsMia, with Uli always being the bridesmaid. She has rocked some amazing designs, that have all been so very different from her previous beach dresses. Maybe the whiteness has been blinding the judges a little too much. We shall see what she presents for her runway show.

  5. 5
    crayondrawn crayondrawn
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 6:12 am

    That poor bedsheet draped woman is tugging at the fabric around her boobs in pretty much every shot she’s in the background of.

  6. 6
    kels
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 8:04 am

    I usually like Aryan’s designs too, but Uli has been kicking ass all season. She’s not getting all the wins she deserves.

  7. 7
    stumblebum
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Badgerfreak
    I couldn’t believe they had the balls to say, “for the first time on PR All Stars, we’re keeping everyone!” This is not new. This has been happening since about season 3 or 4. Instead of 3 people in the finale, we get 4.

    I thought the same as you, but then I realized what she was talking about. You’re right about REGULAR Project Runway, but this is All Stars. So in the history (2 WHOLE seasons) of PR All Stars, they’re keeping everyone. How exciting!!

  8. 8
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    “Georgina is used to bloated blowhards spouting off and wisely claps her mouth shut.”

    Yes, clapping her mouth shut would generally be the wisest thing to do.
    But I’m sure when it comes to one bloated and spouting blowhard in particular, she’s learned that it’s actually worth her while to keep it wide open.
    This is a lesson that Anthony Ryan will also be learning in due time, if Isaac has his way.
    Oh, and Isaac WILL have his way.
    Clothing lines don’t pay for themselves, after all.

    And sorry about the wizened penis remark…I didn’t know folks would be so disturbed lol.
    If it helps, it probably isn’t wizened.
    HW not that old.
    I’m sure it’s still perfectly normal.

    Okay, I’m done being vulgar and mean to Georgina.
    I really do think she’s quite pretty and nice, and a reasonably good judge.

    Uli’s dress was pretty, but I’m glad that she didn’t win this one.
    Granted the dress was lovely, but it wasn’t really a challenge…she just had to make the same thing she made every day on her season. The one thing she could have done to really customize it for her client (get a purple print) she didn’t do. And I took issue with the black and white, because to me, that’s not the best thing for a wedding….no white for obvious reasons, and I always feel like black is bad luck at a wedding. That dress really should have been in color.

    And I’m irritated at the shenanigans because it’s so insulting to the viewers, but part of me is glad too, because honestly, I didn’t reallyyy want anyone to go home. A-Ryan surely deserved to go for making his girl look like a depressing big top circus tent, but I would have been sad if he had been eliminated, because I am fond of his sassy southern queen personality. His clothes has also been pretty good.
    I really like everyone else left as well, and I think they each bring something cool to the table.

    Maybe the editors are playing with us though…ya’ll remember how Chris got the winner’s edit all season long, only to bomb horrifically and tragically (BUT HILARIOUSLY) at fashion week?
    Maybe that’s what’s gonna happen with A-Ryan.

  9. 9
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 3:30 pm

    I just now got to see this, but this season has me so frustrated I have to get on here to say something. And, because I know my opinions are sooo important to everyone here…

    What the holy hell??? Is it in the judges’ contracts to like Anthony Ryan’s designs??? The dress this week is the moldy cherry on top of a cake made out of knock-offs and fug. His designs have been mediocre copies of the other designers (and his own), at best, and this week he decides a strapless mumu was the only way to hide this poor woman’s massive mammaries? As a booby girl, myself, there’s no better way to display the dramatically dis-proportionally-sized tits than to place tight straps just above and just below them. And nothing says, “Hey! I’ve put on weight and I’m severely uncomfortable with it!” than to put on your old maternity clothes. I would know. I’ve been wearing Motherhood t-shirts and sweatpants lately and “accidentally” broke the bathroom scale.

  10. 10
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    @MrsMiaWallace – In my anger, I forgot to also say that this was a badass recap, as always, and I love you if not just for agreeing that the judges have some satanic pact to love Aryan.

  11. 11
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    no matter what the producers said or think, Isaac just destroyed any creditability he’s ever had . . . To defend AR on the basis of past work would have been one thing, but that dress was disaster from the get go. Any dress, with a shrug or jacket would have suited her much better , and been just as hiding, even with a little cleavage, which, call me crazy, was needed to help give her shape more shape, and not block it off. Imagine the Uli dress on her, with a jacket . . . anyway ugh! I hope they got the new prosthetic for the winning girl, that would be nice. Her look was definitely the best for the challenge, as it suited her to a T. The Uli dress had a wisp of “wearing someone else’s clothes to it”. Nice and all, and I loved the embellishment, phooey judges!!!, but there was something off.

    Can’t wait for the finale. not. But I do think it was right not to eliminate anyone, as this was not the challenge to determine the top three from . . . a nice challenge, but not a career defining moment.

    I also have no idea what happened to emilioth . . . that seemed easy enough . . . did he need to dart it all over. The first top seemed to have all this extra fabric . . . couldn’t he have added a new back to the front to make it fit . . . esp. since the back was a strap . . . oh well.

    Thanks Mrs. Mia!!!!

    xoxo

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