Joshua is up first with the judges and they all love what he did. There is a little nitpicking about glamming up the dog more and having a dress instead of a top and skirt but those tiny comments pretty much indicate Joshua is safe if not winning.
Every girl deserves to go to a ball!
DeadMauth is praised for color and concept, but all the judges dislike the execution. As much as I liked the open back, I didn’t notice until Carmen pointed out how badly the back straps fit.
Dark girls make yellow look good
Only Helen Mirren makes wrinkles look good
Uli is praised, but most of the judges dislike the bust embellishment. Carolyn does say it is perfect for a wedding and the model loves it but I fear this is not going to make the win. Totally stupid because this is the best thing up there by far.
It’s hard to follow Coco Chanel’s advice when it requires laser surgery
Aryan is up and his model tries to save him by saying she loves the dress because it makes her feel “hidden” and that’s what she wanted. The judges all babble unintelligible praise about Aryan being her friend and giving her a gorgeous gown. Katie thinks the only improvement would be adding beading to the neck straps. Another improvement? Adding the dress to the garbage. Or just wear the garbage bag instead!
The fauxhawk does not draw my eye away from the boobsack
In their private deliberations they again slam Uli for the beading on her otherwise perfection of a dress. Glad to see nothing’s changed and they can still find reasons to not let Uli win! Let’s transport ourselves to an alternate universe where she didn’t include an embellishment and they all sit around and complain that she needed a little flair. Got it? Yeah.
Georgina starts in on Aryan and I’m thinking maybe they were just being kind to the girl’s face because her and Carolyn admit his looks was terrible. Katie points out that although this woman wanted her breasts hidden, his strapping drew the eye straight to that part of the bedsheet. Hurrah Katie. Carmen hates it too and then Isaac. Has. A. Hissy. Fit. He says he loves the dress and doesn’t want to hear anything irrelevant like that it’s “unflattering” or “tragic” or “butt-ugly”. That is not a designer’s concern in Mizrahi’s opinion. Apparently Georgina’s job as a designer is to make a flattering dress but other people make other dresses. Or something. So I guess Aryan is sleeping with Mizrahi? Or did he get lost in Target recently and fall in love with the home goods aisle?
Georgina is used to bloated blowhards spouting off and wisely claps her mouth shut.