Everyone but Isaac agree that DeadMauth had a good idea and a bad fit. Isaac is clinging to the one way he can keep Aryan from going home and starts by saying he can’t hate the color on the particular girl but then that it looks like it was dyed in a bathtub… Look Isaac- you’re very wealthy and famous, just buy Aryan a ticket to NY and a few pairs of shorts and some bow ties. He will be yours forever.
Joshua is named the winner and Uli is a bridesmaid yet again. I can’t get a really good hate going because Joshua did do a commendable job and I’ve grown very fond the little scamp, even though he’s been playing in his mother’s makeup.
And his father’s motor oil
Uli takes her disappointment like a lady and I can only pray they are keeping us from being too inundated with Uli wins so we won’t hate her when she sweeps the finale. Right? Right?!?!
The top two return to the safety room to find all the models waiting. I do enjoy that technically a dog named Isaac won this one.
A sure sign of a great dress? Having to constantly hoist it up under your armpits!
I don’t see any canary yellow in the room though so now I’m a bit nervous. And for good reason. Although they chastise Aryan for not “celebrating his client’s curves”, he is safe. Safe. That dress would not look good on a model, a big girl, a normal girl, the floor of the Wallace’s bedroom, a trash heap. Safe.
Even Aryan looks disappointed and every time they flashback to the model walking down the runway it makes me cringe. Please lady, you’re very pretty and you are not fat, the Tshirt you wore on the boat was more flattering, burn this dress.
Maybe he’s just realizing the things he now has to do for Isaac to repay him
Oh DeadMauth, I never thought much about you, and I could never understand what you were mumbling or feeling behind that dead face, but my heart breaks at this injustice. I accidentally paused on Carolyn’s face just as she’s about to deliver DeadMauth’s sentence of exile:
Is it any surprise that she’s a sadist?
But wait! DeadMauth is safe too! Thank God. That makes Carolyn’s smirk make a lot more sense. Although she says the reason no one is eliminated is because there was no reason to…. Look, I love “real women” challenges but I always hate that someone is eliminated because it must make the model feel a little embarrassed and self conscious, so I really like that these very deserving women were spared this. HOWEVER, there were good reasons to eliminate either of these two – terrible finishing on a good dress or a terrible dress. Well it’s obvious what the better reason is so this just means Aryan was the worst but he literally CAN NOT be sent home. How is Aryan like herpes? He never goes away!
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Oh God, the matching pillowcase line literally made me snort! Only way I could be more embarrassed was if I was wearing the dress A-R designed.
” Please lady, you’re very pretty and you are not fat, the Tshirt you wore on the boat was more flattering, burn this dress.” – That’s exactly what Kors would have said! Boy, I’ll miss him!
I wish they would let Georgina go all out with the snark. Maybe she is going to take over for Kors. I wish she was the host of PRAS too. She can be so nasty and you can hear it bubbling inside her brain but they won’t let her.
I pray Uli wins. She was robbed her season.
Great recap!!
I’ll say it loud and proud, I love Aryan’s designs. I will also say his look this week was a travesty to fashion. As a big boobed girl myself, I can appreciate her wanting to cover it up more than flaunt it. A certain level of boob flaunting is appropriate, but what she was rocking would have been way too much. Also, she said that right now she’s much heavier than she normally is due to an injury, so of course she doesn’t want to celebrate those curves.
I couldn’t believe they had the balls to say, “for the first time on PR All Stars, we’re keeping everyone!” This is not new. This has been happening since about season 3 or 4. Instead of 3 people in the finale, we get 4.
I understand your frustration MrsMia, with Uli always being the bridesmaid. She has rocked some amazing designs, that have all been so very different from her previous beach dresses. Maybe the whiteness has been blinding the judges a little too much. We shall see what she presents for her runway show.
That poor bedsheet draped woman is tugging at the fabric around her boobs in pretty much every shot she’s in the background of.
I usually like Aryan’s designs too, but Uli has been kicking ass all season. She’s not getting all the wins she deserves.
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I couldn’t believe they had the balls to say, “for the first time on PR All Stars, we’re keeping everyone!” This is not new. This has been happening since about season 3 or 4. Instead of 3 people in the finale, we get 4.
I thought the same as you, but then I realized what she was talking about. You’re right about REGULAR Project Runway, but this is All Stars. So in the history (2 WHOLE seasons) of PR All Stars, they’re keeping everyone. How exciting!!
“Georgina is used to bloated blowhards spouting off and wisely claps her mouth shut.”
Yes, clapping her mouth shut would generally be the wisest thing to do.
But I’m sure when it comes to one bloated and spouting blowhard in particular, she’s learned that it’s actually worth her while to keep it wide open.
This is a lesson that Anthony Ryan will also be learning in due time, if Isaac has his way.
Oh, and Isaac WILL have his way.
Clothing lines don’t pay for themselves, after all.
And sorry about the wizened penis remark…I didn’t know folks would be so disturbed lol.
If it helps, it probably isn’t wizened.
HW not that old.
I’m sure it’s still perfectly normal.
Okay, I’m done being vulgar and mean to Georgina.
I really do think she’s quite pretty and nice, and a reasonably good judge.
Uli’s dress was pretty, but I’m glad that she didn’t win this one.
Granted the dress was lovely, but it wasn’t really a challenge…she just had to make the same thing she made every day on her season. The one thing she could have done to really customize it for her client (get a purple print) she didn’t do. And I took issue with the black and white, because to me, that’s not the best thing for a wedding….no white for obvious reasons, and I always feel like black is bad luck at a wedding. That dress really should have been in color.
And I’m irritated at the shenanigans because it’s so insulting to the viewers, but part of me is glad too, because honestly, I didn’t reallyyy want anyone to go home. A-Ryan surely deserved to go for making his girl look like a depressing big top circus tent, but I would have been sad if he had been eliminated, because I am fond of his sassy southern queen personality. His clothes has also been pretty good.
I really like everyone else left as well, and I think they each bring something cool to the table.
Maybe the editors are playing with us though…ya’ll remember how Chris got the winner’s edit all season long, only to bomb horrifically and tragically (BUT HILARIOUSLY) at fashion week?
Maybe that’s what’s gonna happen with A-Ryan.
I just now got to see this, but this season has me so frustrated I have to get on here to say something. And, because I know my opinions are sooo important to everyone here…
What the holy hell??? Is it in the judges’ contracts to like Anthony Ryan’s designs??? The dress this week is the moldy cherry on top of a cake made out of knock-offs and fug. His designs have been mediocre copies of the other designers (and his own), at best, and this week he decides a strapless mumu was the only way to hide this poor woman’s massive mammaries? As a booby girl, myself, there’s no better way to display the dramatically dis-proportionally-sized tits than to place tight straps just above and just below them. And nothing says, “Hey! I’ve put on weight and I’m severely uncomfortable with it!” than to put on your old maternity clothes. I would know. I’ve been wearing Motherhood t-shirts and sweatpants lately and “accidentally” broke the bathroom scale.
@MrsMiaWallace – In my anger, I forgot to also say that this was a badass recap, as always, and I love you if not just for agreeing that the judges have some satanic pact to love Aryan.
no matter what the producers said or think, Isaac just destroyed any creditability he’s ever had . . . To defend AR on the basis of past work would have been one thing, but that dress was disaster from the get go. Any dress, with a shrug or jacket would have suited her much better , and been just as hiding, even with a little cleavage, which, call me crazy, was needed to help give her shape more shape, and not block it off. Imagine the Uli dress on her, with a jacket . . . anyway ugh! I hope they got the new prosthetic for the winning girl, that would be nice. Her look was definitely the best for the challenge, as it suited her to a T. The Uli dress had a wisp of “wearing someone else’s clothes to it”. Nice and all, and I loved the embellishment, phooey judges!!!, but there was something off.
Can’t wait for the finale. not. But I do think it was right not to eliminate anyone, as this was not the challenge to determine the top three from . . . a nice challenge, but not a career defining moment.
I also have no idea what happened to emilioth . . . that seemed easy enough . . . did he need to dart it all over. The first top seemed to have all this extra fabric . . . couldn’t he have added a new back to the front to make it fit . . . esp. since the back was a strap . . . oh well.
Thanks Mrs. Mia!!!!
xoxo