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Everyone but Isaac agree that DeadMauth had a good idea and a bad fit. Isaac is clinging to the one way he can keep Aryan from going home and starts by saying he can’t hate the color on the particular girl but then that it looks like it was dyed in a bathtub… Look Isaac- you’re very wealthy and famous, just buy Aryan a ticket to NY and a few pairs of shorts and some bow ties. He will be yours forever.
Joshua is named the winner and Uli is a bridesmaid yet again. I can’t get a really good hate going because Joshua did do a commendable job and I’ve grown very fond the little scamp, even though he’s been playing in his mother’s makeup.
Uli takes her disappointment like a lady and I can only pray they are keeping us from being too inundated with Uli wins so we won’t hate her when she sweeps the finale. Right? Right?!?!
The top two return to the safety room to find all the models waiting. I do enjoy that technically a dog named Isaac won this one.
I don’t see any canary yellow in the room though so now I’m a bit nervous. And for good reason. Although they chastise Aryan for not “celebrating his client’s curves”, he is safe. Safe. That dress would not look good on a model, a big girl, a normal girl, the floor of the Wallace’s bedroom, a trash heap. Safe.
Even Aryan looks disappointed and every time they flashback to the model walking down the runway it makes me cringe. Please lady, you’re very pretty and you are not fat, the Tshirt you wore on the boat was more flattering, burn this dress.
Oh DeadMauth, I never thought much about you, and I could never understand what you were mumbling or feeling behind that dead face, but my heart breaks at this injustice. I accidentally paused on Carolyn’s face just as she’s about to deliver DeadMauth’s sentence of exile:
But wait! DeadMauth is safe too! Thank God. That makes Carolyn’s smirk make a lot more sense. Although she says the reason no one is eliminated is because there was no reason to…. Look, I love “real women” challenges but I always hate that someone is eliminated because it must make the model feel a little embarrassed and self conscious, so I really like that these very deserving women were spared this. HOWEVER, there were good reasons to eliminate either of these two – terrible finishing on a good dress or a terrible dress. Well it’s obvious what the better reason is so this just means Aryan was the worst but he literally CAN NOT be sent home. How is Aryan like herpes? He never goes away!